Let's hear it for dead puppies!

Oh, performance art! That’s very different.

The extremists or fringe people on both sides are always going to see the world in black & white. It’s a cop-out to actually having to think or analyze or compromise. In other words… they’re lazy.
Anybody who dares to analyze a topic by looking at both sides to find the middle ground is labeled as ‘wishy-washy’ or ‘flip-flopper’ or ‘fence-sitter’.
And don’t you ever god forbid change your view or opinion on a topic.

It’s ashame that the minority of the population who are on these fringes happen to be the loudest and garner the most attention.

Well be careful!! Nothing worse than burned puppys!

Turn the spit dammit!

I had forgotten about it.
Until now.

Meh. The stupid things always stop squeaking and squirming after just a few . . . I mean, omigod, that’s horrible! :eek:

Luckily, no puppy has ever died on me. They all happily retired to that farm upstate my mom told me about.

Did she ever explain the difference between a farm and a ranch?

When I first read this I thought you’d said lick your dog. :smack:

Yup, time to get the cataracts fixed.:rolleyes:

Song says they’re supposed to be stewed.

I have been thinking about this recently. Sometimes it’s laziness, but sometimes a person doesn’t seem to be able to do the thinking necessary to figure out the nuances. In that case they seem to choose another to tell them what to believe, and then they stick to it.

In the case of religious fanatics, I think they are afraid to be wrong, so they stick to the strictest of interpretations.

Unless they’re in full rigor. But freshly dead or post-rigor mortis, they are pretty easy to juggle, not unlike bean bags.

Well, sure, for a couple three days, depending on how warm the weather.

Yeah, but you got trouble if the water boils off.