Facin’ 2: Electric Bookaloo
How about “TRUTH social”? Nobody’s taken that name, right?
MenusandMore. (I only use it for shit like that)
PMmeInstead
CovidMisInformationCentral
Hey, it worked when MySpace changed its name to Facebook, right?
Mark’s FU
Smirk
Sludge
Zucker-Glurg
Mordor
Grifter
Plumbing Stone
Feet-Log Joceop*
(for every entity’s true love of god, jail our CEO permanently)
What’s a word that means “random shit by middle-aged people you barely knew in high school and/or college”?
“Snopes Exact Opposite”
“AFAB - Anything for a buck” (With great apologies to Larry, Darryl, and Darryl.)
“Handbasket” (Climb in and guess where you’re going.)
Letterkenny already noticed the same and made … gold? out of it.
They’ve bought f*ckbook and will change both names to Fbook to move smoothly to a common brand.
Facebook and Instagram should both be combined and rebranded to: ‘YaBasic’.
Catchy!
I think it’s time to throw off the corrupting influence of Sean Parker and return to the original concept.
“The Facebook”
Ohio State University already owns “The” so that’s unavailable. Then again Facebook can probably afford to buy it off of them.
Spybot: Search & Destroy has a ring to it. I wonder if it’s available.
What is the point in changing the name?
Rebranding!
It is slapping paint on a pile of shit to make it seem less shitty.
George Orwell’s Faceboot.
I have too many suggestions…
Auri Sacra Fames
Mar É Cage (marécage being French for swamp)
farcebook
faecesbook
Arschlochparty
FB Mark Z
Psychopathia
IDontGiveAZuck!
InstaBrat
…and the Zuckhole won’t take any of it!
Funny he seems to believe rebranding will save his skin. Perhaps it is not too late for the likes (sic! no pun intended) of McKinsey to ruin him. If anyone can, it’s McKinsey (or PriceWaterhouseCooper or Accenture and such scum. Would be fitting).
That’s it!
Polished TurdBook