Maybe, just maybe if we can come up with a useful word that ends in -gry, use it frequently on the internets in our daily loives it will become accepted by the powers that be (I assume it is the Illuminati or the Tripartate Commission) as an official word. Then we won’t have to worry about it ever being brought up ever again.
I propose,
phelgry: when one gets angry after reading or hearing about Fred Phelps latest stunt.
I can’t believe they protested the funeral, it made me so phelgry.
Bangry - when you don’t know whether you want to hit someone or . . .
Ambigry - don’t know whether you’re angry or not because being angry never solved anything and who are you to be angry anyway, when so many other people have much worse problems.
Gol’dangry - a folksy sort of angry
Kangry - you know, one a them hoppin’ critters
Langry - the sort of upset that requires smelling salts, fans, and long chairs
Onangry - dammit, they’re asking me to create an heir for my brother, who’ll then inherit his stuff instead of me. I’ve a good mind to pull out on the deal.
