Nothing to see here, move along.
I’m bored. Tell me about the exciting things you do when you’re bored.
you’re looking at it.
I have about 4 hours to kill before I can reasonable start getting dressed for the game tonight. I am unbearably excited, and feel kind of silly because it’s just a hockey game. However, since I’ve never been a fan of any sport before I discovered hockey, this will be the first time I get to see a championship banner raised and watch the guys get their rings. Today is going to be a loooooooooooong day.
Sure cure for boredom: nude co-ed airgun shooting in the basement.
don’t say gloomy masturbation don’t say gloomy masturbation don’t say gloomy mast–
GAME BOY!
I make faces in the mirror. Like this :dubious:
And then I pretend to be a happy orthodox jewish man ;j
Then I turn purple and emit punctuation 
Which makes me sad 
Then I pass gas :eek:
Which makes me feel better 
:rolleyes: What, you don’t believe me?
That makes me :mad:
Oh, you were kidding? 
I like to watch my ultra-high resolution version of Dream Theater’s “Live at Budokan” DVD and marvel at still not be able to see Mike Portnoy’s arms move.
I turn on my PS2 and play “MVP Baseball 2005” with all the settings tilted in my favor so I often win games with scores like 26-0.
So far, the Dodgers are 117-0 this season with a team ERA of 0.38 and a team batting average of over .400. Odalis Perez leads Cy Young voting with 26 wins, an ERA of 0.31, and 6 perfect games. Jose Valentin leads the majors with 245 hits and 137 home runs.
And we’re still in the middle of August. 
That, or I’ll load up We [heart] Katamari and run over people to my heart’s content.
I construct my acceptance speech for either the Academy or the Committee.
I do not start out thanking my parents. 
Seriously, I come here or read or clean (yuck) or talk on the phone or avoid m&m’s for as long as I can…
I construct my acceptance speech for either the Academy or the Committee.
I do not start out thanking my parents.
Seriously, I come here or read or clean (yuck) or talk on the phone or avoid m&m’s for as long as I can…
I tie a bag of fresh catnip to some dog’s nutsac.
heeheeheehee…
You **so **ain’t going to heaven.
heeheeheehee.
come clean the coffee out of my keyboard, please.
TV
various computer games
SDMB surfing
sleep
(I used to eat - but not anymore :D)
When I am home I usually go build something in my workshop.
My woodworking projects usually work well but my “Uranium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator.” has just not worked out well.
I am still tinkering with my perpetual motion machine.
I may be able to report a successful cold Fusion experiment shortly.
Okay, I build wooden toys for my kids and furniture and work on waterproofing my basement.
Not ime like the present for writing a speech to rally the troops, or practicing tactical maneuvers.
www.isc.ro
Greatest game site ever. They’ve only got one game. But it’s the greatest ever.
Happy
:eek: Why on earth would you shoot nude co-eds with an airgun? I can think of much better uses for nude co-eds.
Oh, and the answer the OP, I make plans for things to do with nude co-eds.
I think of ways to obtain nude co-eds! [creepy-stalker-dude smiley]
I like Googling random people I know, or people from high school who I haven’t seen in years. Fuuuunnnnn.