In GQ:
Origins of Dangling Plush Dice
Eunuchs
TMI! TMI!
In the Pit:
Fuck You, suezeekay, You Ignorant, Racist Twit
Lying whore.
Don’t hold back, tell us how you REALLY feel.
** Fun Wilford Brimley Facts!
The Virgin Birth Of An Oatmeal Raisin Cookie. **
I knew Brimley was getting too friendly with that oatmeal.
Currently in GQ:
What’s inside of Jupiter?
Eunuchs
IMHO
Was your job ever changed from salaried to hourly status? What happened after?
F-word at work
GQ:
Really strange GQ–Make my cat yawn
Weddings in Kansas
That oughtta do it.
Just now, right here in MPSIMS :
Fun Wilford Brimley Facts
and
Amish Sex Scandal
:eek: WILFORD! Say it ain’t so!!!
GQ again:
What Can I Do to Keep My Dogs From Destroying My Hardwood Floors?
Drugs Used For Executions
That’s a little extreme, isn’t it?
**Your first words
“Jick”**
Yeah? And what the heck does that mean?
MPSIMS
**After a few lucid dreams…
Teach me to whistle. **
Why not teach yourself to whistle in your lucid dreams?
IMHO
**Your first words
“Jick” **
That’s only one word.
MPSIMS:
My Son The Nazi
I’m me
GQ:
What’s the most dangerous primate besides man?
Eunuchs.
snarf
Alleged Duke Rape - Your take
Duck, and soon, ducklings
All you have to do is skim those… 
**Game: Put the common saying into a modern/alternate context
The Burger King Goes Rambo **
GQ:
**If I’m able bodied but refuse to work who or what will clothe, feed and house me?
Eunuchs **
IMHO
**Brits – how do you pronounce…
“Jick” **
Hmm…that’s a tough one
**Duck, and soon, ducklings
Is this a scam? **
Only if they ask for money.
MPSIMS
It’s been one month.
Shut up and go to sleep, stupid bird
He must be tired by now!
GQ
**Why do men need to wear Jock Straps?
Eunuchs **
That sounds like a good enough reason
**Is There Any Reason I Couldn’t Open A Restaurant That Serves Human Meat?
Anyone installed butcher block counter tops? **
:eek:
MPSIMS threefer:
** Shut up and go to sleep, stupid bird
Things you never want your neighbors to hear
All about feeders - and I don’t mean bird feeders**
** How to get rid of Kodak popup
Finding the right bear **
Don’t you mean “Kodiak popup?”
**Henchpersons Wanted. Inquire Within.
Hubby is still out of work **
Well, I think I have some positions available in an underutilized field…