What's the thread that first pops into mind when you think "Sequential Threads"?

So the days of X-mas one was getting fairly long, so…

**Say hello to Markus, America’s first legal gigolo
Doper You’d Most Like To Cuddle Up With…
Ask the Chick Who’s One Month Pregnant
**

**Ask the Chick Who’s One Month Pregnant

I’m being induced tomorrow**

Whoa, slow down! It’s not ready yet!

Catholic Confirmation Mass - what to expect?
The guy with a scope next to the sniper

I’m not Catholic, but I don’t think that’s typical.

**A better rearview mirror?
slang-probably sex related **

I dumped my girlfriend for one with a better rearview mirror.

What’s life like for immigrants in Canada?
Ask the Chick Who’s One Month Pregnant

So, a little nauseating, I guess.

**My cat took a deuce—WHERE IS IT???
slang-probably sex related
**

It seemed like a good idea at the time

**Has Anyone Here Touched A Porcupine? **

** Sauron and three idiots

What the Hell goes on in Nurn? **

“Hey, Moe – Looka me, I’m a Nazgul!”

“Why, I oughtta…:” (Pokes idiot in both eyes simultaneously)

“Mmm!MmmmmmmmPh! Nyong nyong nyong!”

Was this ambulance ride nessecary?
150 Miles To A Bookstore

Legion
Paying for grad school

I guess you’ve got to get finacial aid wherever you can find it.

Handy sets of facts to memorize
Do you have a piece of pencil lead embedded in your skin somewhere?

That’s an odd thing to have memorized.

Prairie Cana-Dopers - How are you doing with the Blizzard?
Looks like I may be working on the census

If it’s field interviews, you better be getting one hell of a shift premium.

I’m being induced tomorrow
I just realized what an absolute bastard I was today

(sorry, got nothing snappy for this one)

Ask the guy with Locked In Syndrome
What’s life like for immigrants in Canada?

It’s so f’in cold you’ll lock yourself inside.

**Depo-Provera suppresses male libido; are there more targeted equivalents and what are implications?
How will I get that wood glue out of my blue jeans?
**
Dunno, but in the future may I suggest Depo-Provera?

Whom would you consider comedic geniuses from this era? Of All Time?
Spartacus: Blood and Sand

Was that special on HBO or Showtime?

Cafe Society:

RIP Jean Simmons
JD Salinger RIP
Jimi Hendrix Was Murdered

I don’t think that quite counts for the Rule of Three…

This country is fucked: Survey says Fox now most trusted name in news.
**You pesky Americans. Sometimes you say things in films that are incomprehensible. **

I don’t think this one needs any further explanation. :stuck_out_tongue:

** Ask the “Other Woman”
post obscure facts about your profession! **

** Let’s see what’s on craigslist…
Dutch creationists **
Who’d want to buy them?

** My Guitar Amp Tried to Kill Me
How much edible meat on a human body? **

That’s one aggressive Amp you’ve got there!

I Lost My Smokey Cat Today
Let’s see what’s on craigslist…

Isn’t a longer period of mourning in order?