Let's make Earth the #1 Planet

Well looka here! Did I not tell you this? And yet, it’s both better and worse than I thought.

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(Acknowledgement to Saint_Cad for discovering this. You must have some excellent sensors to have detected this! I wonder, are you related tom the Swift family, maybe Taylor, Tom Jr.'s granddaughter? It makes sense, because if there’s one thing I know, money is no object.)

You know, I often wondered what got me started down this path; intuition maybe. I have always considered myself a sensitive individual, like the Princess and the Pea, I would have trouble sleeping and now it seems like I might have sensed something is “off” but couldn’t put my finger on it - well my finger is now pointing directly at the likely culprit! If a big chunk of Theia is sloshing around inside the Earth (like they are claiming in the center of Saturn, which I don’t buy, what are the chances a single Planet could hit two other planets and leave enough matter behind to be noticeable; yes accidents may happen but even I have never crashed my car twice in the same neighborhood) it would certainly result in fluctuations that a person with strong nerves like myself would sense in a vague, unsettling sort of way. No wonder I’m worried! Now you can be worried too if you weren’t already.

First of all - you are telling me a proto-Planet smashed into Terra some billions of years ago, knocked off a chunk which we call Luna or the Moon in English, and also was gurgitated into our planet in its early, unformed state, yet never completely melted? That’s crazy! If true, there’s a lot of reasons we should be Very concerned! How the heck do we know it won’t break through our thin outer layer called the Crust (itself a flimsy outer covering; imagine the hull of a peanut and you’re almost there)? Volcanoes are bad enough, but here’s a massive chunk of an Alien body that’s trying to get out! Remind you of anything?

Please think hard about this and let’s get the Money Train out of the station for Godsake! (My nephew with his fake English pounds - you’ve had your fun here; are you ready to stop chousing me like my no-good brother used to do and do something useful for a change? The Money Train could use an Engineer, you are welcome to climb aboard if you’re Man enough. Saint_Cad (Taylor) is obvously welcome too.)

I will leave you for now with this question, what do other Planets use for money? (Hint: the question answers itself.)