He only has one wife.
Once, during a crazy night in college, he tried coffee.
He puts his silk, religiously prescribed, undergarments on one leg at a time like everyone else.
Are they all silk, or are there Wal Mart Mormons and Bloomie’s Mormons?
Fucking Linda Ronstadt in her prime for the win!
Those are Bloomie’s Bloomers.
His internal system clock runs at a regular 200 MHz. But they crank it up to 250 when they program in enthusiasm.
Love the Shatner version.
Mitt would like to know how everyone’s fantasy football drafts came out. He is thinking of entering his own football league with his buddies Bob Kraft, Dan Snyder, and Jerry Jones.
Ah. The underlined part helps explain something I saw on TV this week: Mrs. Romney giving a speech. My first thought was “my God, does she have Botox for breakfast?” and the gestures were so over-restrained (not like someone who doesn’t make big gestures, but like someone who’s carefully measuring every movement) she looked more like an automaton than like someone making a speech. I’d thought the movements thing was her way to manifest nerves, but I guess I’ll have to look for a speech of Mr. Romney’s and see if he moves the same stilted way.
Silk-y, not silk. You can choose between 4 or 5 materials, e.g. polyester, 50/50 blend, 100% cotton. Most people just buy them from the church but you can sew your own if you really want: http://store.lds.org/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/Category3_715839595_10557_21152_-1_Y_image_0
Although, Mitt certainly has the scratch to have his made bespoke out of silk. Or the skin of poor people. I don’t know what rich guys are into these days.
I can’t find the underwear, I think I have to give them my email address first and theres no way in hell that will happen.
The baptism suit looks like a creepy painters smock.
No, non-Mormons can’t look at the underwear or Temple clothing at all. You have to have your personalized super secret code. (I can’t browse the underwear either.) At 10% of your income, it’s not worth it.
I linked to it because that’s where Mormons do buy their underwear and I thought that even the Internet store front was super creepy.
When Mitt was younger, he got a sports injury, just like you! He strained his shoulder waving to his groom for a fresh polo pony.
Checked. Romney makes his wife look like an Italian mamma mid-rant by comparison…
So, a contribution:
When Romney gets really, really angry, he moves a hand. Only one, moving both simultaneously might be dangerous.
No way – he’s fucking Ben Affleck.
Man, that Jennifer Lopez really knows how to leave a smoking trail of shattered hearts in her wake, doesn’t she?
She never calls, never writes.
There are other versions?