Let's Not Forget Extreme Gangster Octopussians

The BBQ Pit
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Do you share MY values and beliefs. Let’s see:

  1. Ketchup never goes on a hot dog unless you are 11 years old or younger.

  2. There is no such thing as too much Scarlett Johanssen

Hmm, that’s about it.

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I can indeed concur with both of those statements. Especially the second one :smiley:

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  1. No. Even people younger than 11 need to know that ketchup doesn’t go on a hotdog. That’s a basic part of humanity. Nothing is ever acceptable on a hot dog except for mustard, raw onions, possibly relish, and, in rare circumstances, chili or sauerkraut.

  2. I can get behind that.

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Isn’t the correct term Octopussies?
d&r

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Ketchup and relish. However, I will grant you that catsup has no place on a hotdog, or in anyone’s vocabulary, for that matter.

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I think the OP’s beliefs are meritorious, but do not believe that I must subsidize anyone’s choice of condiments and/or actress-drooling, even in our current theo-diverse octo-pussian meritocracy.

To further expand on Condiment Freedom, it should be illegal to market any watered down mass consumption version of Chinese mustard, unless it is clearly labeled as such.

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  1. I believe that there are only two times where ketchup is a remotely appropriate condiment: on a hot dog, or on substandard french fries. In any other circumstance, it should be banned.

  2. That works for me.

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How do you feel about Scarlett Johansen bathed in ketchup?

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Wow, I’m the anti-G.O.
Ketchup rocks, and I suspect Scarlett would soon be nagging me to stop throwing popcorn at where the dog used to be and put the damn toilet seat down.

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Ketchup is the Ying to mustard’s Yang. They both belong on hotdogs.

Now shut up about ketchup and give us some Scarlett Johanssen.

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Octopuss I

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I’m really not trying to be an asshole here, but I really don’t understand the elitist attitude when it comes to hotdog condiments.

Its a hotdog - a fucking hotdog. It’s left over bits of cow. Who the hells cares what goes on lips and assholes?

Personally, I hate to see a steak covered in A1 or any other steak sauce. I properly prepared steak should need nothing on it other than sauteed mushrooms and onions, but we’re talking about a choice cut of meat here - not something scraped up off the butcher’s floor.

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I’ll be in my bunk.

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Better, how do you feel about Scarlett Johansen on a hot dog?

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I can get behind Scarlett Johannsen on my wiener.

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I suppose you are parodying this, this, and this. Seriously, shouldn’t future iterations go in IMHO?

A political poll! That’s like a hard test where I know all the answers! Perfect for intellectual masturbation! Wheeeeee!

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You think ketchup and Scarlett Johansen are political issues?

[qoute]Perfect for intellectual masturbation! Wheeeeee!
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Ain’t nothing intellectual about these issues, bro.

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Well, sure, but:

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Yes, I know. I masturbate to thoughts of Scarlett Johansen while using ketchup all the time - it’s very much in the physical realm. I was talking about the threads being parodied that I linked.

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I am intrigued by your ideas and I wish to distribute your literature in the airport.