Mrs Labtrash’s birthday is the 21st.
I told her she’ll get her present on the 22nd, just in case;)
The wrong hell problem. I am guessing with all the Christian’s gone, it will be hard to tell this place from heaven, except for the drinking, dancing, and all your friends are here.
If we get raptured, Skald, I’ll PM you with a secret hand signal. So that when I’m coming, you will know it’s me and not a random or a looter. I don’t want to take the chance of getting shot on my way to youse guys.
Other than that, I’ll be very glad that most of my self-righteous family is gone, gone, gone.
Um, shouldn’t this be a PRE-Rapture party? Call me crazy, but I think a post-Rapture party is going to have logistical problems.
Now, if we can be raptured TO the party, all problems are solved.
No. POST-Rapture, you have a party because most of rachelellogram’s relatives (and their like-minded friends) are gone.
I’m not sure that the looting will be very good, though, unless you want to see how many copies of Left Behind you can collect. And doilies. For some reason I imagine there will be a lot of ownerless doilies.
Assumming it happens and I’m left behind, I think that means I’m on the naughty list that will be killed in 6 months. Basically, I just got a notice that I’ve got 6 months left to live and no reason to try and be good. I’ll come but first I’m going to be loading up on all of the coke I can find killing who ever owns the nices car in town and then raping and murdering my way across the country to you guys.
Although I think LA might be a better place for the party I know some crazy chicks out there who are definitly going to be left and the beaches won’t be as crowded. Plus there will be tons of nice cars to kill people over and drugs to try. You know what screw the doper party I’m going to try and end it as the drug lord of southern California, doing it in 6 months will be a hell of a challenge but if I fail I’ll be coked out of my head and dead so who cares.
Excuse me? Do you actually think any of the people on California’s beaches is going to be among the Select? The freeways out here will be just as crowded, the beaches just as full. Business as usual out here. The Rapture will be heralded by an earthquake, supposedly. We’ll just speculate on the intensity and keep on with what we’re doing.
*[an earthquake has hit the town]
The Master: Yes! Yes! Shake, earth! This is a sign. We are in the final days. My time is come. Glory! Glory!
[the quake stops]
The Master: What’d’ya think, 5.1? *
Sure the beaches will be just as crowded and the clubs and bars probably more so because people will have given up on the whole working thing. What can I say lots of loose women on a beach with no reason to be moral plus me with a trunk full of coke, I can’t see anything but a win out of that situation.
edit: Great balls of fire came on my Pandora after I finished typing this post. I’m so going to be rocking that once I’m one of the damned.
Seeing as how nobody I’ve talked to about this in real life has any awareness of it, I imagine any post-Rapture plans are going to be rather last-minute in more than one sense.
I’m getting paid on Monday - I hope the end of the world doesn’t muck up electronic bank transfers, otherwise I’ll have to last eight months on what I’ve got left from this month.
I’m re-watching Jurassic Park in advance of the post-raptor party. Good to be prepared.
I have my inflatable boat all ready and tied on the dock, for the post-rafter party.
I was assured the world ends tomorrow. What’s this about 8 months? I want my apocalypse NOW!
sigh.
Well, off to the mall…