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Q.E.D. Wow, right out of the box!!!
How did you know that?
That very movie ran this afternoon on TV. I like to read the credits.
Child, these are people, and theoretical peers, not toys. If you love a challenge, vow celibacy and see how long you can last.
…erm… I think I’ll plead the Fifth.
“The vampires were stylish and stereotypical” Hmmm… any chance we can thank Lestat himself for that?
http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812/11/flame.thrower.car/
From a link in the GQ thread about flamethrowers.
Persistence is to the character of man what carbon is to steel.
http://www.deviantart.com/view/3119720/
ummm… a picture i drew that i was posting on a different site.
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I was telling someone Finding Nemo was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cool on msn and couldn’t be bothered holding my finger on ‘o’ that many times
An epidemic of psychiatric illness is sweeping through North America. Before 1980, a total of no more than about two hundred cases had ever been found in the entire world, throughout the entire recorded history of psychiatry. Yet today, some proponents of the condition claim that it afflicts at least a tenth of all Americans, and perhaps 30 percent of poor people – more than twenty-six million individuals. An industry involving significant sums of money, many specialty hospitals, and numerous self-described experts, has rapidly grown up around the disorder.
I was considering starting a thread about this. I have a bit of an interest in it and thought I would ask the opinions of others.
The Simpsons Drinking Game
Version 1.5
Created and Thoroughly Tested by Joey Berner
The Rules:
During the show, every player drinks once/twice/three times (depending on classification) for categories one through three.
Every supporting character class is divided by the number of players. Each player chooses an equal number of supporting characters and drinks whenever one of their characters appears on screen for the first time, even if they do not speak.
NOTE: Characters can be picked anonymously (names in a hat, etc.) or players can choose their characters.
During “The Opening” - drink once every time you see one of the following things:
a) The Blackboard
b) The Couch gag
c) Lisa plays her sax
d) Maggie is scanned across the register ($847.63)
e) Mr. Burns checks his watch
f) Marge runs the stop sign
g) Homer screams in the driveway
h) The panoramic shot of Springfield
NOTE: All the characters/situations marked with an asterisk (*) are suggestions from Bill Oakley and the staff of the Simpsons. Thanks, Bill!
Once:
Homer says D’oh!
Homer laughs
Homer says “Mmmmmm…{food item}”
Barney belches
Marge growls
Maggie falls
Anyone on screen is seen drinking an alcoholic beverage (per scene!)
For every credit Troy McClure lists
Twice:
Bart makes a crank phone call
Any Biblical references/stab at religion
Patty and Selma light up/or are seen smoking (once per scene)
Nelson laughs
Homer strangles Bart
Three times:
Grandpa falls asleep
Cross dressing - anyone
Itchy & Scratchy cartoon begins (you’ll want a buzz, won’t you?)
Drug reference/Any character “trips” out
Smithers uses a homosexual innunendo *
Moe pulls a weapon *
SUPPORTING CHARACTERS
Level 1: (one drink)
Mr. Burns
Smithers
Krusty
Apu
The Bullies - Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney (once for every one!)
Milhouse
Martin
Mrs. Krabapple
Ned Flanders
Chief Wiggum
Otto
Grandpa Simpson
Moe *
Level 2: (two drinks!)
Troy McClure
Celebrity guest appearance
Principal Skinner
Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby
Reverend Lovejoy
Kent Brockman
Ralph
Santa’s Little Helper
Appearance by former/current U.S. President (Nixon excluded)
Lionel Hutz
Nelson
Dr. Julius Hibbert
Groundskeeper Willie
Level 3: (three drinks!)
Dr. Nick Riviera
Sherri & Terri
Sideshow Bob Terwilliger
Mrs. Hoover
Jasper
Rod Flanders
Todd Flanders
Snowball II
Captain MacAllister *
Mexican Bumblebee Man *
The Italian Chef - 1F18 and 1F21 *
Maggie’s Enemy, the One Eyebrowed Baby - 1F18 and 1F21 *
Burns Lawyer(s) *
Level 4: (four drinks)
Sanjay - (Apu’s brother)
Professor John Frink
Herman
McBain
Helen Lovejoy
Maude Flanders
Mrs. Winfield
Hitler
Hans Moleman
Richard Nixon
Dr. Marvin Monroe *
Bill and Marty *
Ranchoth
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From a post in CS a few minutes ago.
gene pitney