Let's play the Control-V game.....again!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Arlogeist GmBH is the premier developer of military grade robotics technology. We own the patents on almost fifty different types of those little robotic arms with the rubber grips on the front. We’ve got a robot assembly line that is run by robots, has a robot foreman with a robot secretary that he’s cheating on his robot wife with and the whole factory is located inside a giant moving robot. We are the masters of robotics. That’s not just boasting either, our legion of robots declared us masters of robotics and bought us mugs that say as much on them. You can imagine my surprise when I read in the Sunday Herald that some shitty operation in Glasgow was primed to sell the military millions of dollars worth of advanced kill droid technology.

don’t ask.

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Now why did I copy that? I woulda thought it woulda been something like:


ini = new TIniFile( ChangeFileExt( Application->ExeName, ".INI" ) );
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[ctrl-v]

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/browse/-/3604211/ref%3Dmk_del_502521_24/104-3716830-6257518

[/ctrl-v]

I just can’t believe what’s coming out these days for “retro” parents to buy their younguns. I wonder how much I could sell my metal Strawberry Shortcake lunchbox for?

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5-HT, I don’t need to ask, I read the SA update today, too!

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MANAGED BENEFITIS IS PRIME,
KAISER SECONDARY, PAY WITH EOB/DENIAL.COBAXC

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Let’s see:


/*
BEGIN TRANSACTION
UPDATE PS_EXP_REQ_ENT_WL SET OPRID = '_______' where BUSINESS_UNIT = '_____' and REQ_ID = '__________'
ROLLBACK TRANSACTION
COMMIT TRANSACTION

BEGIN TRANSACTION
UPDATE PS_REQ_HDR SET ROLEUSER = '_______' where BUSINESS_UNIT = '_____' and REQ_ID = '__________'
ROLLBACK TRANSACTION
COMMIT TRANSACTION

BEGIN TRANSACTION
UPDATE PSWORKLIST SET OPRID = '_______' where INSTANCEID =2102 and INSTAVAILABLEDTTM > '2003-06-01'
ROLLBACK TRANSACTION
COMMIT TRANSACTION
*/

The ‘___’ is where I deleted company-specific info. Otherwise that’s what I’ve been working on in the hour before I head out for my flight to California.

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Attack Womb

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=IF(G32=“Off”, “Off”, IF(E32>20, “Shoulder”,IF(E32<13, “Shoulder”,“Super”)))

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Highlight the correct top work roll identity from the list of available rolls at the bottom of the screen.
Click the “>Next roll” button
That roll should disappear from the list of available rolls, and appear in the Next Rolls window

Apparently a section of a user manual I was working on.

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[quote]
Speaking of correcting the list, I note Viper did it on my birthday. (which is the day before Ceej’s) I think he should correct the list further to reflect both of our true ages! (even though we don’t like getting older, 'tis an unavoidable fact of life)

In fact, I propose that he correct the list every time there’s a birthday announcement in the Birthdays section! Or would that be too much work for him? :wink:

http://www.imgmag.net/image/nuttysman/rotflmao.gif

http://home.ww.rr.com/nutty/banana.gif

F_X

[quote]

A post I was making to another message board about two hours ago… still on my clipboard!

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Pretty girl on every corner. Sunshine turns the sky to gold. Warm, warm, it’s always warm here. And I can’t take the cold.

Well, they’re song lyrics, anyone recognize them?
-Lil

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He did that even after he got back and I was engaged.

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http://www.letssingit.com/christian-kane-pretty-as-a-picture-qwfj7ht.html]Pretty As A Picture by Christian Kane.

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Crap.

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thank god I’m not the only one.

do you have stairs in your house?

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Hmm…

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00:47:26: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
00:47:26: OSPF: Rcv hello from 192.168.31.33 area 0 from FastEthernet0/0 192.168.1.3
00:47:26: OSPF: End of hello processing
SanJose1#
00:47:27: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.2, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 0, we use type 2
SanJose1#
00:47:11: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.1, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
00:47:11: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.3, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
SanJose2#
SanJose2#
SanJose2#
SanJose2#
SanJose2#
SanJose2#
00:47:16: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.1, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
00:47:16: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.3, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
SanJose2#
SanJose2#
SanJose2#
SanJose2#
SanJose2#
SanJose2#
SanJose2#
SanJose2#
SanJose2#
00:47:21: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.1, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
00:47:21: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.3, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
SanJose2#in acoin nfig
00:47:26: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.1, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
00:47:26: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.3, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
SanJose2#config
Configuring from terminal, memory, or network [terminal]?
Enter configuration commands, one per line. End with CNTL/Z.
SanJose2(config)#int
00:47:31: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.1, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
00:47:31: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.3, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
SanJose2(config)#int f/0 0/0
SanJose2(config-if)#in
00:47:36: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.1, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
00:47:36: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.3, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
SanJose2(config-if)#in aip so ospf
00:47:41: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.1, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
00:47:41: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.3, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
SanJose2(config-if)#ip ospf a
SanJose2(config-if)#ip ospf a
SanJose2(config-if)#ip ospf me
SanJose2(config-if)#ip ospf message-digest-key
00:47:46: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.1, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
00:47:46: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.3, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
SanJose2(config-if)#ip ospf message-digest-key 1 md5 7
00:47:51: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.1, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
00:47:51: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.3, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
SanJose2(config-if)#ip ospf message-digest-key 1 md5 7 itsasecret
OSPF: Invalid encrypted password: itsasecret

SanJose2(config-if)#
00:47:56: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.1, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
00:47:56: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.3, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
SanJose2(config-if)#osp
00:48:01: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.1, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
00:48:01: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.3, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
SanJose2(config-if)#ospf arouter os
00:48:06: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.1, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
00:48:06: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.3, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
SanJose2(config-if)#router ospf 1
SanJose2(config-router)#
00:48:11: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.1, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
00:48:11: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.3, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
SanJose2(config-router)#area 0
00:48:16: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.1, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
00:48:16: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.3, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
SanJose2(config-router)#area 0 a
SanJose2(config-router)#area 0 authentication m
SanJose2(config-router)#area 0 authentication message-digest
00:48:21: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.1, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
00:48:21: OSPF: Rcv pkt from 192.168.1.3, FastEthernet0/0 : Mismatch Authentication type. Input packet specified type 2, we use type 0
SanJose2(config-router)#area 0 authentication message-digest
SanJose2(config-router)#exit
SanJose2(config)#exit
SanJose2#config
Configuring from terminal, memory, or network [terminal]?
00:48:25: %SYS-5-CONFIG_I: Configured from console by console

00:48:26: OSPF: Rcv hello from 192.168.31.11 area 0 from FastEthernet0/0 192.168.1.1
00:48:26: OSPF: End of hello processing
00:48:26: OSPF: Rcv hello from 192.168.31.33 area 0 from FastEthernet0/0 192.168.1.3
00:48:26: OSPF: End of hello processing
00:48:27: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
00:48:27: OSPF: Rcv DBD from 192.168.31.33 on FastEthernet0/0 seq 0x1FE2 opt 0x42 flag 0x7 len 32 mtu 1500 state INIT
00:48:27: OSPF: 2 Way Communication to 192.168.31.33 on FastEthernet0/0, state 2WAY
00:48:27: OSPF: Neighbor change Event on interface FastEthernet0/0
00:48:27: OSPF: DR/BDR election on FastEthernet0/0
00:48:27: OSPF: Elect BDR 0.0.0.0
00:48:27: OSPF: Elect DR 192.168.31.33
00:48:27: OSPF: Elect BDR 192.168.31.22
00:48:27: OSPF: Elect DR 192.168.31.33
00:48:27: DR: 192.168.31.33 (Id) BDR: 192.168.31.22 (Id)
00:48:27: OSPF: Send DBD to 192.168.31.33 on FastEthernet0/0 seq 0x25B1 opt 0x42 flag 0x7 len 32
00:48:27: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
00:48:27: OSPF: Set FastEthernet0/0 flush timer
00:48:27: OSPF: Remember old DR 192.168.31.22 (id)
00:48:27: OSPF: NBR Negotiation Done. We are the SLAVE
00:48:27: OSPF: Send DBD to 192.168.31.33 on FastEthernet0/0 seq 0x1FE2 opt 0x42 flag 0x2 len 112
00:48:27: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
00:48:27: OSPF: Rcv DBD from 192.168.31.11 on FastEthernet0/0 seq 0x2341 opt 0x42 flag 0x7 len 32 mtu 1500 state INIT
00:48:27: OSPF: 2 Way Communication to 192.168.31.11 on FastEthernet0/0, state 2WAY
00:48:27: OSPF: Neighbor change Event on interface FastEthernet0/0
00:48:27: OSPF: DR/BDR election on FastEthernet0/0
00:48:27: OSPF: Elect BDR 192.168.31.22
00:48:27: OSPF: Elect DR 192.168.31.33
00:48:27: DR: 192.168.31.33 (Id) BDR: 192.168.31.22 (Id)
00:48:27: OSPF: Send DBD to 192.168.31.11 on FastEthernet0/0 seq 0xE4 opt 0x42 flag 0x7 len 32
00:48:27: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
00:48:27: OSPF: First DBD and we are not SLAVE
00:48:27: OSPF: Rcv DBD from 192.168.31.33 on FastEthernet0/0 seq 0x1FE3 opt 0x42 flag 0x3 len 112 mtu 1500 state EXCHANGE
00:48:27: OSPF: Send DBD to 192.168.31.33 on FastEthernet0/0 seq 0x1FE3 opt 0x42 flag 0x0 len 32
00:48:27: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
00:48:27: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
00:48:27: OSPF: Database request to 192.168.31.33
00:48:27: OSPF: sent LS REQ packet to 192.168.1.3, length 24
00:48:27: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
00:48:27: OSPF: Rcv DBD from 192.168.31.11 on FastEthernet0/0 seq 0xE4 opt 0x42 flag 0x2 len 112 mtu 1500 state EXSTART
00:48:27: OSPF: NBR Negotiation Done. We are the MASTER
00:48:27: OSPF: Send DBD to 192.168.31.11 on FastEthernet0/0 seq 0xE5 opt 0x42 flag 0x3 len 112
00:48:27: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
00:48:27: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
00:48:27: OSPF: Database request to 192.168.31.11
00:48:27: OSPF: sent LS REQ packet to 192.168.1.1, length 24
00:48:27: OSPF: Rcv DBD from 192.168.31.33 on FastEthernet0/0 seq 0x1FE4 opt 0x42 flag 0x1 len 32 mtu 1500 state EXCHANGE
00:48:27: OSPF: Exchange Done with 192.168.31.33 on FastEthernet0/0
00:48:27: OSPF: Send DBD to 192.168.31.33 on FastEthernet0/0 seq 0x1FE4 opt 0x42 flag 0x0 len 32
00:48:27: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
00:48:27: OSPF: Synchronized with 192.168.31.33 on FastEthernet0/0, state FULL
00:48:27: %OSPF-5-ADJCHG: Process 1, Nbr 192.168.31.33 on FastEthernet0/0 from LOADING to FULL, Loading Done
00:48:27: OSPF: Rcv DBD from 192.168.31.11 on FastEthernet0/0 seq 0xE5 opt 0x42 flag 0x0 len 32 mtu 1500 state EXCHANGE
00:48:27: OSPF: Send DBD to 192.168.31.11 on FastEthernet0/0 seq 0xE6 opt 0x42 flag 0x1 len 32
00:48:27: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
00:48:27: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
00:48:27: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
00:48:27: OSPF: Rcv DBD from 192.168.31.11 on FastEthernet0/0 seq 0xE6 opt 0x42 flag 0x0 len 32 mtu 1500 state EXCHANGE
00:48:27: OSPF: Exchange Done with 192.168.31.11 on FastEthernet0/0
00:48:27: OSPF: Synchronized with 192.168.31.11 on FastEthernet0/0, state FULL
00:48:27: %OSPF-5-ADJCHG: Process 1, Nbr 192.168.31.11 on FastEthernet0/0 from LOADING to FULL, Loading Done
00:48:27: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
00:48:27: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
00:48:29: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
00:48:31: OSPF: Rcv hello from 192.168.31.11 area 0 from FastEthernet0/0 192.168.1.1
00:48:31: OSPF: End of hello processing
00:48:31: OSPF: Rcv hello from 192.168.31.33 area 0 from FastEthernet0/0 192.168.1.3
00:48:31: OSPF: End of hello processing

00:48:32: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
00:48:32: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
00:48:32: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
a
00:48:35: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
00:48:36: OSPF: Rcv hello from 192.168.31.11 area 0 from FastEthernet0/0 192.168.1.1
00:48:36: OSPF: Neighbor change Event on interface FastEthernet0/0
00:48:36: OSPF: DR/BDR election on FastEthernet0/0
00:48:36: OSPF: Elect BDR 192.168.31.22
00:48:36: OSPF: Elect DR 192.168.31.33
00:48:36: DR: 192.168.31.33 (Id) BDR: 192.168.31.22 (Id)
00:48:36: OSPF: End of hello processing

Enter configuration commands, one per line. End with CNTL/Z.
SanJose2(config)#
00:48:36: OSPF: Rcv hello from 192.168.31.33 area 0 from FastEthernet0/0 192.168.1.3
00:48:36: OSPF: Neighbor change Event on interface FastEthernet0/0
00:48:36: OSPF: DR/BDR election on FastEthernet0/0
00:48:36: OSPF: Elect BDR 192.168.31.22
00:48:36: OSPF: Elect DR 192.168.31.33
00:48:36: DR: 192.168.31.33 (Id) BDR: 192.168.31.22 (Id)
00:48:36: OSPF: End of hello processing
00:48:37: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
SanJose2(config)#exit
SanJose2#
00:48:41: %SYS-5-CONFIG_I: Configured from console by console
SanJose2#
00:48:41: OSPF: Rcv hello from 192.168.31.11 area 0 from FastEthernet0/0 192.168.1.1
00:48:41: OSPF: End of hello processing
00:48:41: OSPF: Rcv hello from 192.168.31.33 area 0 from FastEthernet0/0 192.168.1.3
00:48:41: OSPF: End of hello processing
SanJose2#
00:48:42: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
SanJose2#
00:48:46: OSPF: Rcv hello from 192.168.31.11 area 0 from FastEthernet0/0 192.168.1.1
00:48:46: OSPF: End of hello processing
00:48:46: OSPF: Rcv hello from 192.168.31.33 area 0 from FastEthernet0/0 192.168.1.3
00:48:46: OSPF: End of hello processing
SanJose2#
00:48:47: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
SanJose2#
00:48:51: OSPF: Rcv hello from 192.168.31.11 area 0 from FastEthernet0/0 192.168.1.1
00:48:51: OSPF: End of hello processing
00:48:51: OSPF: Rcv hello from 192.168.31.33 area 0 from FastEthernet0/0 192.168.1.3
00:48:51: OSPF: End of hello processing
SanJose2#
00:48:52: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
SanJose2#
00:48:56: OSPF: Rcv hello from 192.168.31.11 area 0 from FastEthernet0/0 192.168.1.1
00:48:56: OSPF: End of hello processing
00:48:56: OSPF: Rcv hello from 192.168.31.33 area 0 from FastEthernet0/0 192.168.1.3
00:48:56: OSPF: End of hello processing
SanJose2#
00:48:57: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
SanJose2#
00:49:01: OSPF: Rcv hello from 192.168.31.11 area 0 from FastEthernet0/0 192.168.1.1
00:49:01: OSPF: End of hello processing
00:49:01: OSPF: Rcv hello from 192.168.31.33 area 0 from FastEthernet0/0 192.168.1.3
00:49:01: OSPF: End of hello processing
SanJose2#
00:49:02: OSPF: Send with youngest Key 1
SanJose2#

Router OSPF debug…

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Odigo, the instant messaging service, says that two of its workers received messages two hours before the Twin Towers attack on September 11 predicting the attack would happen, and the company has been cooperating with Israeli and American law enforcement, including the FBI, in trying to find the original sender of the message predicting the attack.

Micha Macover, CEO of the company, said the two workers received the messages and immediately after the terror attack informed the company’s management, which immediately contacted the Israeli security services, which brought in the FBI.

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Heraclitus then adds:

People dull their wits with gibberish,
and cannot use their ears and eyes. (4)

Throughout human history, cliches, slogans, and catch phrases have substituted for real thought. The management lingo of the present, or the self-help shibboleths of the new age can actually keep us from learning the deepest lessons from our own personal first hand experience.

Read this on a web page somewhere and wanted to share it with someone via MSN, as it was pertinent to a conversation I’d been having a couple of days ago with that person.

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Jenny, Ruth, Lucy, Kate, Hannah, Sarah

From a post I was making to the “sexiness of female names” thread… the names of the Walton sextuplets.