Amidala904: thanks
Amidala904: usually i would tell [person a], but i know her, she would tell [person b] at least
Real names edited.
Dunno why I C&P’ed this. Hmm.
I’ve seen some articles recently on some kind of, like…experimental surgery they’re doing in Germany. [She pauses for a few beats] I was wondering if you know what I’m talking about or if you’ve heard of it
nothing there so I added this to spice it up
I was hoping that at the end we would find out that there were no other personalities and that the entire “motel” scenario was played out for the benefit of the people at the hearing.
antegm111@aol.complex (Antonio E. Gonzalez) wrote in message news:<20030923111301.12528.00000074@mb-m04.aol.com>…
> Even by Bailey standards of unorthodox, these two were a bit out there!
> (multiple-choice punchline, and then . . . today’s . . .)
>
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Today’s reminds me of one from the late '80s. Sarge has to sleep but can’t, so he goes over to Beetle’s cot, takes a “Z” from the column of "Z"s rising above Beetle, and tosses it in his mouth like a pill.
Now as far as the multiple-choice punchline, I wish more cartoonists would do that. Take a half-dozen possible responses to a neutral setup, and use them all at once. Spread out, they would be yawn-inducing, but the multi-choice device has a certain flair.
A new thread that I was hoping would make it through before the board downtime. Apparently, it didn’t. Probably a good thing, too… there’s a misspelling in there that I’d like to correct, and then maybe I will post it in IMHO. (first removing the disclaimer thing at the beginning, of course)
bdsm animal role play
dulles expo
freelance programming
high pressure sodium lamps
saraota
planet mars
palacio de los deportes
homeless youth toronto
general store wholesale merchandise
d’amage jeans
it’s the results from metaspy. we were comparing interesting ones over on a different board.
This is the fact from which we cannot get away, however we may deplore it. Doubtless the best would be to get rid of it altogether; but as we cannot, all argument on that score may at this time be dismissed as idle.
I bet no one identifies this one…
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Here’s the rental we spoke about:
24 Source Four Bodies
13 50deg lens ONLY
4 15 to 30deg Source Four zoom
3 MR-16 Birdies
24 3" Fresnels
Rental period:
Thursday October 2 to Monday November 17
The bid can be sent to this email, or faxed to xxx.xxx.xxxx
Thanks
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Sigh, just boring theatre work stuff…
Jacob Riis, How the other half lives
TEH EVOLVED BIOLOGY OF AN ORGANISM INCLUDNG ITS MORPHOLOGY PHYSIOLOGY AND BHAVIOR RAFLACTS A COMBINATION OF INFLUENCES FROM BOTH RECANT SELECTION DUE 2 CURENT ECOLOGICAL PRASUR3S AND PHYLOG3N3TIC HIS2RY!11!11! OMG FOR AXMPLE FORAGNG BHAVIOR IN LIZARDS HAS B3N HIS2RICALY TREAETD AS A FUNCTION OF A SPECEIS’ ECOLOGY!111!111 REC3NT RASAARCH HOW3V3R HAS SHOWN TAHT PHYLOGENY HAS HAD A SIGNIFICANT EF3CT ON FORAGNG MOD3 (PARY AND PIANKA 197)1!11!!1! OMG ALTERNATIEVLY CARTANE ASPECTS OF DA TERI2RIAL BHAVIOR OF SMAL SPECEIS OF WODLAND SALMANDER (PLETHODON SERATUS AND P!!1!1 OMG WABST3RI) R3FLECT A STRONGER 3COLOGICAL RATH3R THAN PHYLOGEN3TIC INFLUANCA (CMP 199)!!!1 OMG WTF I PROPOSA 2 ADRES THIS ISU3 BY T3STNG TEH ALTERNATIEV HYPOTH3SAS TAHT PHYLOGENETIC VERSUS ECOLOGICAL FAC2RS R MOR3 IMPORTANT IN DATERMINNG TEH COURTSHIP AND MATNG BHAVIORS OF SKINKS OF TEH GENUS TEH1!11!11! OMG WTF LOL SP3CEIS TAHT I PROPOSA 2 USE AS TAST SUBJACTS IN THIS STUDY R TEH COAL SKINK (E!!1!11 WTF ANTHRACINUS) TEH FIEV-LIEND SKINK (E111!11 OMG FASCIATUS) AND DA SOUTHERN PRAREEI SKINK (3!!1!11 WTF LOL OBTUSIROSTRIS)1!!!11!! WTF LOL DA COAL SKINK IS A SMAL SECR3TIEV SPECEIS WIT A PATCHY RANGA OVAR DA 3ASTERN UNIETD STAETS (WALEY 198)1!!1!! LOL THEIR IS S3XUAL DIMORPHISM IN THIS FORM WIT MAELS DAVELOPNG BRIGHT ORANGE CHEKS DURNG TEH MATNG SAASON (HOTCHKIN AT AL!!1! OMG WTF LOL 201)1!1! OMG LOL TEH FIEV-LIEND SKINK IS A MODARAETLY SIEZD SKINK FOUND OVER TEH MAJORITY OF AASTERN NORTH MERICA!!!1!11 IT CAN B FOUND IN A VAREITY OF HABITATS RANGNG FROM WOD3D PIEN AND MIEXD OAK-HIKORY FOR3STS 2 OPAN GRASY FEILDS (FITCH 1954)!!111 OMG ADULT MAELS DIFAR FROM FEMAELS IN TAHT THAY HAEV 3XPAND3D JAWS AND TRIANGULAR HEADS WHICH TURN BRIGHT ORANGE DURNG DA MATNG S3ASON11111111 WTF LOL DA SOUTH3RN PRAREEI SKINK IS A MODERAETLY SIEZD SKINK OF TEH MIDWESTERN PLANES (SMITH AND SL8R 1949)!!1!!11 OMG WTF MAELS OF THIS SP3CEIS RAS3MBLA MAEL COAL SKINKS AND LIEK IN DA LATER SP3CEIS TH3Y CAN R3ADILY B IEDNTIFEID BY RAD CHEKS DURNG TEH BREDNG SEASON!!!1!!
LEIB (1985) D3SCRIEBD TEH PHYLOGENETIC RELATIONSHIPS MONG THESA SPECEIS!!!1! OMG LOL EUM3CES ANTHRACINUS AND A1111 WTF OBTUSIROSTRIS R CLOS3LY RELAETD MEMBRS OF TEH SME CLAED BOTH BLONGNG 2 TEH E1111!!!1 LOL ANTHRACINUS SPACEIS GROUP (S3NSU TAYLOR 1935)!1!11111 OMG WTF 3UM3CES FASCIATUS BLONGS 2 A DIF3RENT CLAED TEH 3!!111! OMG WTF LOL FASCIATUS SPACEIS GROUP!111!! WTF LOL AL THRE SPECEIS BLONG 2 DA LARGER 31!1!1 LOL FASCIATUS S3REIS A SUBSET OF TEH G3NUS 3UMECES (LEIB 1985)
3UMECAS1!1111! OMG LOL ANTHRACINUS AND E1!!11 WTF LOL FASCIATUS R BOTH R3SIEDNTS OF 3AST3RN FOR3STS AND MAY OCUR SYMPATRICALY!111 OMG WTF LOL THIS IS DA CAES AT TEH PROPOSED STUDY SIET LOCAETD IN HAEBRSHM COUNTY GAORGIA (HOTCHKIN ET AL1!!! OMG WTF LOL 201)1!!! WTF LOL EUMECAS OBTUSIROSTRIS ON TEH OTH3R HAND IS A RASIEDNT OF PRAREEIS IN DA VICINITY OF STREMS OR STRAMBDS (CONANT AND COLINS 193)11!1 OMG WTF LOL THEYRE DA FIRST TWO SPECEIS MAY OCUR IN COMON HABITATS AND PRASUMABLY ANCOUNTAR MORE SIMILAR ECOLOGICALY GENARAETD SELACTION PRESUR3S R3LATIEV 2 THOSA ENCOUNTERAD BY E!1!!! LOL OBTUSIROSTRIS!1!1 OMG
SPECIFICALY I PROPOSE 2 TEST TEH ALTERNATIEV HYPOTHES3S TAHT PHYLOG3NY OR ACOLOGY HAS A GRE8R ROL3 IN DET3RMINNG MATNG BHAVIOR BY RATNG SIMILARITEIS OF BHAVIORS IN DA THRE STUDY SPECEIS!!!11 OMG WTF IF PHYLOG3NY W3RE TEH DRIVNG FORC3 BHIND TEH 3VOLUTION OF COURTSHIP BHAVIOR THEN ONE WUD PREDICT TAHT DA COAL AND PRAREEI SKINKS WUD 3XHIBIT SIMILAR BHAVIORS AND DA FIEV LIEND SKINK 2 AXHIBIT BHAVIORS LES SIMILAR 2 AITHER OF TEH FIRST TWO SPECEIS (FIGURE 1 HYPOTHASIS A)!!!1!1 TEH ALTERNATIEV HYPOTHASIS WUD TH3N STAET TAHT ECOLOGY IS MORE IMPORTANT IN TEH 3VOLUTION OF MATNG BHAVIOR AND TAHT DA RASP3CTIEV BHAVIORS OF A!1!1!!! OMG WTF FASCIATUS AND E1!!! ANTHRACINUS WIL B MORE SIMILAR THAN EITHAR IS 2 TAHT OF DA PRAREEI SKINK (FIGURA 1 HYPOTHASIS B)
!!1! WTF ALTHOUGH RES3ARCH ON DA SPECIFIC COURTSHIP BHAVIORS OF TH3S3 SPECEIS HAS BEN SPARSE DESCRIPTIONS OF MATNGS OF E!!11!!! OMG FASCIATUS E1111!!!1 OMG WTF LOL ANTHRACINUS AND E1!!! WTF LOL OBTUSIROSTRIS WERA MAED BY FITCH (1954) MOUNT (1975) AND SOMA (1987) RASPECTIEVLY1!1!!! ALTHOUGH THAY RESEMBLA EACH OTHER SUPERFICIALY THEYRE R DISTINCT DIF3R3NC3S1!1!1 LOL HOW3VER SINCE TEH ANIMALS STUDEID R FROM VARY DIFERANT STUDY SIETS THESE DATA CANOT B USED 2 DRAW INFER3NC3S ABOUT TEH 3F3CTS OF ECOLOGY ON THEYRE BHAVIOR11!1!!! OMG WTF LOL PRELIMINARY MATNG TRIALS TAHT I HAEV DONE HAEV INDICAETD TAHT BOTH A11!1! WTF FASCIATUS AND E!!1!11 OMG ANTHRACINUS WIL RAADILY MAET IN CAPTIVITY
1!!1! WTF
the old system taught very poorly, especially for Survival Prime Guilds. The exp. gains now should be very reasonable. We also wanted to offer more ways to learn the skill then just foraging corn over and over.
I Used To Be Somebody says:
i need to wake my ass up and get the house cleaned
I Used To Be Somebody says:
lazy fucker up in here
I Used To Be Somebody says:
oh GOD
I Used To Be Somebody says:
tammy faye is going to be on Sharon O
I Used To Be Somebody says:
now you KNOW that’s a fucking train wreck
Desire Makes Me Weak says:
oh god
Desire Makes Me Weak says:
lmao! that’s great
I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumors
But I think that God’s got a sick sense of humor
And when I die, I expect to find him
Laughing.
juan belmonte
Wow. Did you Google it, or are you just amazing?
// load items
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{
// locate next item
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return false;
// read item
pd2s->pItems[nItem].dwSize = nBytes;
pd2s->pItems[nItem].pData = (UCHAR*)malloc(nBytes);
fread(pd2s->pItems[nItem].pData, sizeof(char), nBytes, pd2s->pFile);
// check for socketed items
if (ReadBitField(&pd2s->pItems[nItem], c_bfSocketed) > 0)
{
// get number of sockets used
nSockets = ReadBitField(&pd2s->pItems[nItem], c_bfSocketsFilled);
// append socketed items to this item description
for (nIndex = 0; nIndex < nSockets; nIndex++)
{
// read socketed item
if ((nBytes = LocateNextItem(pd2s->pFile)) == -1)
return false;
pd2s->pItems[nItem].pData = (UCHAR*)realloc(pd2s->pItems[nItem].pData,
pd2s->pItems[nItem].dwSize + nBytes);
fread(&pd2s->pItems[nItem].pData[pd2s->pItems[nItem].dwSize],
sizeof(char), nBytes, pd2s->pFile);
pd2s->pItems[nItem].dwSize += nBytes;
}
}
// update bytes remaining count
nBytesRemaining -= pd2s->pItems[nItem].dwSize;
}
There’s usually not enough time to get everything done, yet there is always time to get something done. When time is short, the worst thing you can do is to resent or worry or complain about the lack of time.
Rather than becoming overly concerned about what you cannot do, get busy working on what you can do. Do what you can, when you can, where you are, with whatever resources you have available to you.
Everything that anyone has ever accomplished has been done with no more than that. Everyone who gets anywhere must start somewhere, and that somewhere is where you are right now. You can wish for life to have been more fair, or resent the fact that you’re having to operate at a disadvantage, but empty wishes and bitter resentments won’t produce any value. Better to get on with what you can do, and to move yourself forward anyway.
In the most ideal circumstances and in the most dismal circumstances, there is always something you can do. Sure, some people have it easier than others, but is that any reason to hold yourself back? Get over it, get on with it, and get yourself moving positively forward. Always do what you can do, and you’ll find that it’s more than enough.
– Ralph Marston
Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence.
Albert Einstein