For dinner tonight I ate cake that I made out of cake mix and I ate it with chocolate syrup and beer. I would’ve had doritos too but they were out of the kind I like at the store.
What demographic am I in:
a) 55-64 year old housewife
b) 18-29 male college student
c) 31-40 professional class businesswoman
d) 41-50 year old upperclass medical professional
b - but that could be either male or female as that sound similar to my dinner last night. 
Did you use a coupon?
c
But only a certain few days every month.
A) according to the CDC
B. In fact, I think you’re one of my roommates.
The real question should be which is your favourite flavour of Doritos? This coming from a college student who also thinks the answer’s B.
Can I play now?
I know a person who has extensive knowledge in how to dismantle cars, has never worked a day in his life and will probably be moving house before Christmas.
Which demographic is he in:
a) 0-3 years old
b)15-20 years old
c)25-40 years old
d)60+ years old
Wesley Clark: B
nocturnal_tick: A
Okay, lets see.
My colleague is a health food nut. Works out at the gym daily. And he’s always complaining that he can’t find a local girl.
A. 18 to 25
B. 26 to 30
C. 31 to 40
D. 41 to 60
No, but I did talk the manager of the store down from $0.99 to $0.79 for the box. I saw a display case that had fallen over and told him since employees make $6 an hour that I would clean up the display case if he gave me a 10 cent discount for every minute I spent tidying up the place. It only took 2 minutes to set the case upright and put the cans back but I will savor that $0.20 for the rest of my life.
Keapon Laffin: D
If you’re not a student you should be.