A cheetah vs. a lungfish in a land race.
Galactus vs. Gandhi in a pie-eating contest.
A cheetah vs. a lungfish in a land race.
Galactus vs. Gandhi in a pie-eating contest.
Well, it depends on how long Gandhi was fasting before the contest. Especially since pie wasn’t really Galactus’s thing.
I nominate any Urban Legend versus reason
No way, dude, my cousin’s friend’s brother totally met a guy in a bar who knew a girl who lived in the town where that happened!
How about the population of China versus the population of Easter Island in a steel cage match?
Wolverine vs Shirley Temple
King Kong vs Richie Rich
Me playing scrabble with… anyone!
Public speaking
Penn vs Teller
#1 Florida Gators at #7 Kentucky Wildcats…oh, wait, never mind, we did that one last night.
Lars Ulrich vs. Reality
Axl Rose vs. A Career
Colin Quinn vs. Humor
Lennox Lewis vs. Emo Phillips
George Bush vs. Helen Keller
Challenge: Pronounciation!
The original Enterprise vs. a Star Destroyer
Enterprise, no contest.
(what? Someone had to say it!)
I second the ** Cthulhu vs Britney Spears ** matchup - can we make this a mud-wrestling contest?
Beavis and Butthead vs. Todd
Mickey Rourke vs a bar of soap.
Chinggis Khan vs. John Wayne
The French Army vs. a Small, Yappy Dog
Oh come on, a small yappy dog isn’t that much better in a fight than the French Army.
Yao Ming vs. Yaohushua
Mentos vs. my homemade chili.
FDR versus Teddy
Earth vs. The Martians!
What? They’re bacteria!
Shakespearean sonnets vs. my poetry.
Toy & candy store vs. a six year old child’s self-discipline.
China’s People’s Liberation Army vs. an anti-WTO protest riot.
Genie from Disney’s Alaadin vs. a book of card tricks.
A Beowulf cluster vs. an exchequer.
How long would it take the French Army to unconditionally surrender to the Small, Yappy Dog?
Neitche (sp?) Vs. Jesus
ME vs Royce Gracie
mmmm pain…
-x out