Your family is quite beautiful. Morris is a very handsome man. And you, my dear, are stunning. Were i not happily married, I would woo you myself. You look just like a big American celebrity named RuPaul. Have you heard of her? I am of half a mind to convince you to ditch that Morris cat and come live here with me. We would make such love as the poets only dream of! We would be UNITA’d (I am sorry that is a joke in bad taste, told to me by my friend Fred who is advising me on this business opportunity)
I have some questions to be asking of you. I will be traveling around the world for business this month, and I maybe we could meet up somewhere in Namibia. I will be having a meeting in Swakopmund. Is that near you? I will be attending a conference there for a client of mine, Amway Inc. Perhaps you have heard of them? I would suggest you try their products, they are most beneficial, especially when avoiding the rebel scum. Many of their products are actually designed to get rid of scum, did you know that?
Anyway, I am most anxious for us to commence our business. I would like for us to try to meet up in Swakopmund, I will be there on August 17, and I will be staying at the Swakopmund Hotel. Maybe we can meet up? The address is NR2 Bahnhofstrasse. My friend Fred will be there sooner, maybe you can meet up with him before that and we can start our business sooner, would you like that?
As I will be traveling from Namibia to Asia, I would like for you to find a way to change my share of the proceeds into Chinese currency, at the most favorable exchange rate possible. I think that this will be most important and if you can do this we can conclude our business much easier together.
I look forward to hearing from you!
PS Oh yes, I forgot to tell you - when you say ‘God Bless’ I am a little bit offended, I do not mind telling you. (I tell you this because I think that we will become good friends, you and me. Don’t you think so? ) I am offended because I am not a Christian person - I follow a different faith. I believe in the divine love and essence of the Great One, TONYAHARDING. Are you familiar with the Earth Mother TONYAHARDING? I would like to tell you more about her, and if you come to accept TONYAHARDING as your personal saviour, i would proabably help you out as a brother in the faith, and I wouldn’t even want to take your money! TONYAHARDING Bless You and Keep You!