Let's poke fun at song lyrics

Don’t forget she’s also stupid.

I love that song. I crank it up and giggle every time it comes on the radio.

Actually, I’d say she’s smart, due to the line:

“Cuz the next time that he cheats … it won’t be on me”

In other words, she’s not one of those dumb girls who sticks with a guy even though she knows he’s a cheater.

She’s just a bad breaker-upper.

I was just thinking about staring a thread about songs and inaccurate historical events but might as well co-opt this one.

The Ballad of Bonnie and Clyde takes several liberties with the facts and Johhny Horton likes to put trees into steers.