Nope, Chicago does not represent the other coast. If we consider Chicago coast-to-coast, we’re leaving off 2/3 of the country. She could have said “Coast to coast, L.A. to Miami” and retained the meter of the line. Of course, she’d have been out of luck with a rhyme for the next to line (“Across the north and south to Key Largo”), but that’s her problem, not mine.
In Chuck Berry’s “Brown-Eyed Handsome Man,” there are two lines referring to baseball saying, “2-3, the count with nobody on/He hit a high fly into the stand.” If the count were 2-3, the batter would have struck out already and wouldn’t get the chance to hit that high fly.
Gordon Lightfoot in “If You Could Read My Mind”… mentions an “old time movie, about a ghost from a wishing well”. (meaning something sad and gloomy)
Unfortunately there are no old-time movies about ghosts in wishing wells. Someone looked this up and the only thing that comes close is a goofy Abbot & Costello movie that would hardly be the inspiration for the song.
It’s too bad that there isn’t a real “ghost in a wishing well” movie. Someone should make one.
Kim Wilde: Kids in America.
Outside a new day is dawning.
Outside Suburbia’s sprawling everywhere.
I don’t want to go baby.
New York to East California.
There’s a new wave coming I warn you.
No, nothing is happening in east California, there is fuck all there! You have never actually been to America, or met any of the kids there, have you?
[Wikipedia](Mariners’ Church of Detroit as “The Maritime Sailors’ Cathedral”) lists a slew of errors in “the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald,” including the misidentification of the Mariners’ Church of Detroit as “The Maritime Sailors’ Cathedral.” Gordon Lightfoot is, clearly, a songwriter and not a journalist.
Rain on your wedding day isn’t ironic. Well, maybe if you’re a meteorologist, and your bride had suggested one date for the wedding, but you insisted on another on the grounds that the weather would be better (and the day she suggested turned out to be sunny).
That reminds me of a line from Johnny Cash’s “The Man Comes Around” when he says “The father hen will call his chickens home.” What the heck is a father hen?
Think I’ll spend eternity in the city
Let the carbon and monoxide choke my thoughts away
No, Mr. Hall (or is that Mr. Oats?), you can let the carbon monoxide choke you, or just let the carbon choke you, but monoxide cannot choke you. Monoxide means an oxygen atom in any given molecule, in this case, linked with one carbon atom to form the toxic gas carbon monoxide. And the oxygen is not choking you.
I feel better now. That line makes my teeth grind every time I hear it.
The one in the OP sounds fine to me: The whole trip is coast-to-coast. The first leg of the trip starts on one coast in the city of angels, heads north to I-80 or I-90, then across to Chicago, and from there, the trip continues to Key Largo, on the other coast.
You could spend all day pointing out every misapplication of irony in that song. For example:
[QUOTE=Alanis Morissette]
Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
“Well isn’t this nice…”
[/QUOTE]
That’s just bad luck. In order to make that ironic she should have specified (somehow) that he was an Airline Safety Inspector.
“below that old White Mountain,
just a little southeast of Nome.” - North to Alaska
White Mountain is actually a little northeast of Nome. Even a lower case white mountain would be problematic, as everything southeast of Nome is pretty much water.