Let's pretend to be dumb

There is a social signaling game where people pretend to be dumb to show how dumb they can be and still survive. Let’s play that. Its unsustainable because eventually the actual competent people win and the fake dumb people become actual dumb.

I’m so dumb, I read your words and I can’t understand the game.

What?

What is ‘social signaling’?

I’m what you call a visual learner. So can you explain the rules of this game using pictures?

I can’t even read. What the hell’s going on here?

Is this a game of virtual “Madlibs”?

Sorry, my CORVID mask is cutting off my oxygen and killing me so I don’t care.

I don’t have any ID.

Pertend?

Let me watch some Fox News and I’ll let you know my response later.

Everybody’s dumb on the SDMB, cause there’s no sound.

I’m so dumb I can’t even pretend I’m surviving.

Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Pass the mustard.

…'pon the left hand side.

When I looked in the mirror, my feet were at the top and my head at the bottom.

I don’t know

Drivers think you’ll yield to them if you look both ways before crossing a road.

I can’t log in to this board.

Can anyone help me?