Kick off your shoes, and crawl through the Colossal Colon!
The new office cubicles are here.
Well, since I already feel like shit today…
I always to join a movement.
Ooh, look! Corn!
Wow, that’s some really crappy furniture.
Today, Management is pleased tp announce the promotion of seven individuals to our Board of Directors…
Oh gawd. That’s one helluva case of perotinitis!
The question is, are they good bacteria or bad bacteria.
New band name: E. Coli and the Gut Flora!
Look Pa, a log cabin.
I knew this thread would draw Lieu like flies to sh…
What arsehole thought that this would be a good idea? He must really have shit-for-brains!!
Perhaps he wanted to design a fairground ‘tunnel of love’ that would appeal to gays 
Sorry, but this is the only practical use I can think of for this monstrosity.
Do you think if we took the Giant Colon, and the Giant Heart from the Franklin Institute, and put them into the Statue of Liberty, she’d come to life? Then she could swat down attack planes as they approached NY . . .
…and pick flying monkeys out of hillbilly queen’s fanny, & carry them to the top of the Empire State.
For this I paid $5?
No!
No!
No!
No!
NO!
Mommy!
The only room in the world where a bean-bag chair would be feng shui…
It’s an educational tool, thought up by a "young colon cancer survivor ". The “eewww!” factor is high, but I bet people remember the information.
Dang… I thought we were all gonna act like bears and eat our “Hunny”
It was gonna happen sooner or later!!
I think this guy’s got some major polyps he needs removed.
Heeheeheeheeheeheehee! I just caught the typo. Good one.
YES! Er, I’ll pass.
(Get it? Pass? A punny reference to feces! Oh, forget it…)
Goatse guy should be the doorman.
Man get outta my ass! It’s like you live there.
Please wipe your feet.
That’s where those hamster live!