I remember that show. They had this breathy female voiceover that kept saying, “And don’t forget to breathe…” And I’d think, “What the hell, if I were so stupid I needed to be reminded to breathe, I’d be … hey, look, they’re doing that thing where they kneel facing in opposite directions and bump their butts together … why is everything going black…?”
Like this? (SFW)
Why is everything going black?
Does anyone else think the BATFE sounds more like a Convenience Store than a Government Department? 
I don’t think it would be a good idea to put me in charge of a TV Network.
Some programming highlights:
*Hardcore, Explicit Lesbian BDSM Porn
*Badly Dubbed Hong Kong Action Movies
*Futurama
*Duckman
*Family Guy
*The Simpsons
*Married… With Children
*Red Dwarf
*British Comedies
*WWI/WWII Documentaries
You get the idea.
Original Real Guy Network programing, Psyco Dad presented with limited commercial interruption.