Let's program a REAL guy TV network

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[QUOTE=erie774]

Anyone remember way back in the 80’s, Showtime cable would put on Aerobicise ?(this link is potentially NSFW http://www. aerobicise. com/new/his.html

They were short scenes of women (usually two though sometimes solo) wearing one piece swimsuits and bending and stretching on a white turntable. The camera would circle them and sometimes zoom in on certain body parts. It was very low key and very erotic. The only workout I got from watching was blood flow increasing to a certain extremity!
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I remember that show. They had this breathy female voiceover that kept saying, “And don’t forget to breathe…” And I’d think, “What the hell, if I were so stupid I needed to be reminded to breathe, I’d be … hey, look, they’re doing that thing where they kneel facing in opposite directions and bump their butts together … why is everything going black…?”

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[QUOTE=Evil Captor]
hey, look, they’re doing that thing where they kneel facing in opposite directions and bump their butts together … why is everything going black…?"
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Like this? (SFW)

:smiley:

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[QUOTE=elmwood]
Like this? (SFW)

:smiley:
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Why is everything going black?

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[QUOTE=erie774]

Basically we would have the best government agency help with programming: the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.
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Does anyone else think the BATFE sounds more like a Convenience Store than a Government Department? :smiley:

I don’t think it would be a good idea to put me in charge of a TV Network.

Some programming highlights:

*Hardcore, Explicit Lesbian BDSM Porn

*Badly Dubbed Hong Kong Action Movies

*Futurama

*Duckman

*Family Guy

*The Simpsons

*Married… With Children

*Red Dwarf

*British Comedies

*WWI/WWII Documentaries

You get the idea. :smiley:

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Original Real Guy Network programing, Psyco Dad presented with limited commercial interruption.