Oh yeah, and then there was Cora the coffee lady. She was wicked good.
And Mr. Whipple!
You can trust your car to the man who wears the star, the great big Texaco star.
Then there was another one… something about getting a refined cocoa product in a peanut based paste but if I’m just imagining things… well… don’t want to steal anyone’s Thunder.
“You’re soaking in it.”
Was it from the 70’s or 80’s when John Goodman did the 7-up commercial that started out with him sitting at a table, when his wife comes in, and he says, “My wife…I love her.” She then walks off, and he then says, “I hate her. She can eat whatever she wants and never gain a pound?”
“It’s not nice to fool Mother Nature!”
“You tell two friends, and they’ll tell two friends, and so on, and so on…”
And does anyone remember a commercial where a man is walking along down a sidewalk, in the rain but has an umbrella, then steps of a curb into a puddle and sinks all the way to the that pointy thing on top? That thing was kinda oogy.
V-deeeeee is for everybody, not just for the few. Anyone can share VD with someone nice, like you
Ancient Chinese secret, huh? :dubious:
“It’s hard to put a Muriel down.”
and the best commercial of all-time:
“See ya 'round, Mean Joe.”
[beat]
“Hey kid…catch!”
The Taste-Buds on SNL
The commador computer commercial where the kid is trying to use the Atari joystick to control the goldfish.
Of course, he was really Italian. 
Gentlemen prefer Hanes (pantyhose)
You’ve got trouble…
wait don’t run!
This kind of Trouble
is lots of fun!
Winston tastes good like a cigarette should.
AS a cigarette should.
Whadda ya want — good grammar or good taste?
Let’s not forget the Super Bass-o-matic …
We’re prepared to pay… anything.
Anything?
My buddy! My buddy! My buddy and me.
A sprinkle a day helps keep odor away!
By Whammo!
It seems I remember a lot of toy commercials. Funny, just yesterday I was talking about a commercial for a coffee maker that turned itself on in the morning. The wife would roll over in bed and say, 'I’m making COFFEE!"
Inchworm,
In the garden, oh!
Want you with me everywhere I go
Inchworm, inchworm
I’m telling you true
Inchworm, I love you
Inchworm! I love you
*Yamaha, won’t you fly me away
Today is the day. Don’t look the other way
Yamaha
Today is the day!
Get yourself a Honda!
Built like a watch that was meant to last a hundred years! …
Forget your troubles
Get on Suzuki
We’re looking for a better way…
Kawasaki lets the good times roll…
Levi’s
Lee-hee-hee-hee-hee
Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee
Vi’s!*
‘Yaaaaaa-Hoo!
Mountain Dew!’
(I wish I could remember the Orange Crush commercial. ‘Re-Crushing’?)