Let's rename the Death Star

Ramon

The planet-destroying project so nice, they named it twice.

AT&T

Peace In Our Time

Steve

A Boobie

The Sphere of Fear

Planet Death

The Killing Ball

Death Moon

Giant Hurt Ball

The Deathticle

Dez Nutz!

Reagan

Lenny

Killy McKillface

The Alan Parsons Project

In the webcomic Darths & Droids, it’s named the Peace Moon.

Mimas.

I’m pretty sure that was some sort of hovercraft.

Phillip (unless it’s a girl Death Star; then I don’t know WHAT to do).

Whoosh.

Urban Renewal–And We Really Mean It !

Benevolent Orbiting Opposition Mitigator

While I can appreciate a good rebranding, we should really concentrate on spreading the construction of the Passing Over Fireball to as many a quadrant as possible. That way even if people have objections they won’t raise them in fear of losing their cushy government construction jobs. Remember that many regional governors are facing a tough midterm. They are depending on these Gamorr barrel projects to get re-elected.

Let’s make the galaxy great again!

Double whoosh (at about 1:30)

Life-Challenged Star.

Dear Enemies and Alliance Traitorous Heathens Star