The Dull Spoon
The Planetary Pinto
The Titanic
PATRIOT Ball
Groovy Light Show
Grand Moff Tarkin’s Folly
Gentle Persuasion
Pour Encourager les Autres
I’ll Give You Something to Cry About
No More Mr. Nice Guy (with a tip o’ the hat to Iain M. Banks)
Daddy snowflake
I always thought the perfect way to hide something would be to call it : The Department of Statistical Analysis (Mobile Division) or
Department of
Earth
Air
Terra and
Homeland Security
Coming soon: Darth Vader: Agent of DEATH
Starkiller Base?
Factory Over-run Dress Outlet
FODO, where it’s always BOGO!
Bob
The Earth-shattering Kaboom Star
Alt-Moon
Freedom Bubble
“The McDonald’s Death Star, brought to you by Toyota.”
Just an insignificant power station next to The Force
“You Asked For It, You Got It!”
“Oh, What A Feeling (I’m Lovin’ It)!”
Super Fun-Sized Mobile Agony and Death Dispenser
On a similar note, why are Star Destroyers so named? All they do is transport people about and shoot down smaller craft…
We could refer to it by it’s web site:
http:\O.gov
As an interesting trivia note, I am pretty sure that the only vessels in “Star Wars” that are called by the names we know them in that movie are the Millennium Falcon and the Death Star.
The terms “X-wing,” “TIE Fighter,” “Star Destroyer” and “Y-wing” are never once mentioned.
The fleet of Star Destroyers is mentioned frequently in ROTJ.
What **iiandyiiii **said, and also: “X-wing” was mentioned as approaching Bespin by one of Darth Vader’s officers, when Luke approached the Cloud City in “The Empire Strikes Back”.