Let's rewrite a song line by line using our superior wit and intellect

Cafe Society
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Simple little game:

I will pick a song.

You will rewrite the song one line at a time.

It will be funny.

And the first song is…
You Ain’t Nothin’ but a Houndog

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Helpful link, and I hope I understand the game:

You ain’t nothin’ but a groundhog

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Swingin’ on a vine

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{repeat: You ain’t nothin but a groundhog
Swingin’ on a vine}
You ain’t never chucked a woodchuck

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And you ain’t no Ned Devine

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Well, you said you was Ry-Krisp

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But actually alkali

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And you said that you ate Quisp

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Hell – in a pig’s eye!

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But only on the sly

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You ain’t never boinked a pony

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You ain’t never kicked a habit

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You ain’t never croaked a ribbit

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and you ain’t no damn equine

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Dang, I sang that last line thrice!

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You ain’t nothin’ but a turd log

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So far:

You ain’t nothin but a groundhog
Swingin’ on a vine
You ain’t nothin but a groundhog
Swingin’ on a vine

You ain’t never chucked a woodchuck
and you ain’t no Ned Devine

You said you was Ry-Krisp
but actually alkali
and you said that you ate Quisp
Hell–in a pig’s eye! (or only on the sly–take your pick)
You ain’t never boinked a poney
and you ain’t no damn equine