…or taking a dump.
…or watching “CHiPs.”
…or spanking an Indian’s bare ass while going “numma numma numma.”
…or break dancing in the garage.
…or painting her toenails with Hot Raspberry Glitter.
…or at Best Buy.
I bought a pillow at Walmart tonight. Maybe she was at Walmart.
Maybe she dreamed she was at Walmart while napping.
Where do we cast our votes for the most likely probability?
Best speculation: Just a reporter that once again took inuendo from the CYA adminstration as a fact. Seems to come from the same department that the last time said that Blanco did not order a state of emergency:
Pish tosh. There is always time for napping …
… or a good game of Hungry Hungry Hippos
… or browsing the SDMB (Hey, it’s possible)
… or torturing ants with a magnifying glass
… or writing her memoirs
… or torturing ants with a magnifying glass while writing her memoirs
… or speculating on what we would speculate she was doing (Holy existentialism, Batman!)
…or painting a lesbian love scene.
…or dropping a roll of Mentos into a 2-liter of Coke.
…or bidding on VHS copies of “Mr. Wizard’s World” on eBay.
…or eating candy beans.
…or playing bass.
… desperately searching for a clue.
… writing her resignation speech.
… at a weight watchers meeting.
… privately wondering … what would GW do at a moment like this?
… performing political suicide.
…or testing her death ray
…or building a house of cards
…or wrestling the ghost of Huey Long
…or composing an operetta
…or visiting worlds beyond our comprehension
…or accepting bribes from gentlemen in double-breasted suits with pencil-thin mustaches
…or watching the monkey dance. Dance, monkey, dance.
…or hosting a Transformers costume party.
…or selecting which cup a ball is under.
…or thinking about salmon.
Maybe she was blowing Clinton. That way we could blame both of them!
…being held incommunicado in a secret CIA prison after having been “rendered” to an unspecified country as the result of a wacky case of mistaken identity.
… eating cake.