were vandalized with graffiti
. Looie and Pete were
notorious for their many
illicit habits, including stealing
cotton candy from clowns
and swiping sugar packets
from Taco Bell, and
inciting Cub Scouts to
Take old ladies halfway
to paradise and back.
But their absolute worst
crime, by far, was
known far and wide
but rarely spoken of
: The Great Sugar Lump
/ Tofu Swap Swindle, which
grabbed the headlines for
nearly an entire hour.
Yet every man, woman
and child in Blawnox