ignored the warning signs
and slept right through
Grandma’s nude dance routine.
She finished with a
curtsy and promptly died.
By sheer coincidence, a
nude dancer in Toledo
also made a perfect
fool of himself when
he reenacted the Battle
of Waterloo using three
hand puppets and 99
Abraham Lincoln pennies. The
crowd went wild and
called the Kremlin (collect)
to have him assassinated
, stuffed, shellacked and airmailed
back to his hometown
, Blawnox, where they displayed
him in front of