to scarf down several
Deep fried pigeon eyes
with milk and cookies.
and Eskimo pies. Resulting
in repulsive flatulance and
severe stomach cramps accompanied
by uncontrolled opera singing.
Bizet’s, “Carmen” reverberated through
the woods, terrifying the
local fauna, who then
terrorized the unemployed meteorologists
secretly gathered to worship
Aeolus, God of Wind,
and keeper of the
keys to the secret
mystic treasure of the
blind taxi drivers of
Marakesh, who only eat
freeze dried armadillo ribs
. The next day, Rufus