her 2,002 lawn gnomes
. Meanwhile, across the street,
the flamingos were plotting
with the Halloween monstrosities,
over-inflated and ready to
destroy all Christmas lights
as they search for
donuts and caramel apples.
and full sized chocolate
milkshakes. Meanwhile, my brother
infiltrated the flamingo’s headquarters
and stole their secret
sauce recipe and two
elaborate, priceless Lithuanian dildos.
(Look carefully at punctuation, please, folks)
When the Daleks, envious
of the dildos, heard
the sweet music from
their Master’s bunghole, they
wept. One particular Dalek
(named Derek, I believe),