::sneaks in and hugs Nymysys, even though she’s aware of the danger involved::
Quix, you cow. Don’t try to pretend you didn’t haul your sad pussy-whipped ass to Chicago because of Nym. You know it’s because of your pathetic longing to fellate NymDawg, isn’t it? Freak.
Nym, shred my fuzzy bunnies? Here’s some taco seasoning. If you can handle the stove, that is.
thinks, if I have to hear you bitch about your cats’ bowel movements ONE MORE TIME, I’m coming out to Kentucky or Ohio or whatever godforsaken hellhole you’re calling home this week to castrate you with my bare hands. Well, with gloves on. You know why. In fact, we ALL know why.
Look, first of all, I didn’t lose my car. It was stolen. And it was GOTdamned expensive, too. Second of all, I know where my job is, there’s just someone else doing it, currently. Third of all…yeah, you got me on that one. Did I mention the current one told me yesterday that he’s not paying rent because he’s going to live in a commune? One week before rent is due? And broke all the time…well, let’s not get into that story again.
And btw, fuck YOU, buddy! Take your snoring ass back to wherever you actually pay rent and keep it there.
You all can just bite me.
You will all bow down before the might of my penis!
What? Channeling Silo?
Shit, this really frosts my pumpkin. Where’s Ed Anger when you need him. All y’alls can just wax my bikini line.
You know, I am really getting sick and tired of you all bitching about complete and utter nonsense like this. Big friggin’ deal! It’s life! It’s not supposed to be easy. If it was, no one would commit suicide. Why don’t you all drink some fucking Drain-O and do us ALL a favor? I mean…
…Ah, I can’t do it. I wanna sleep with every woman in here.
MODERATORS! Begone! The both of you! Closing threads and moving them and with your…your…SMART COMMENTS!
Sheesh, next thing you know the GD crowd will be in here. :rolleyes:
Could you be any more of an ass, please? Thank you, just point yourself right out the door…
Wanna bitch about the GDers now, don’t we? Well here’s some news for you. Those GDers you speak so scathingly of have feelings too. Not that those feelings matter, because they could kick your ass anyways.
AND MY HAIR IS NOT GREASY! I HAVE GREAT HAIR, THENKYEWVEDDYMUCH!
[sub]Sheesh, pick on the ONE thing I still have going for me, whydoncha?
You say this now, but when something goes wrong in your life, who you gonna turn to, Mr. Super?
Sheeeeet, and she’s calling YOU a cow? At least you aren’t a fat slob who only gets off her ass to shuffle to the frigde a few times a day.
See? I told you I’d make you cry. Ha!
[sub]surruptisiously hand Nym a hankie Didn’t mean it, k? Don’t tell on me will ya?[/sub]
But I’m not wearing jeans… 
Hey Manservant? (Nice name, btw. NOT.) See you in October, you fucking pansy.
You look like one load your mama should have swallowed.
I have to get out of this thread, Nym’s freakin body odor is coming through my monitor!
If your pansy-ass, bitchin’ and whinin’, self-centered, greasy-hair bitch self can’t stand it, get the hell out. Just get out. And don’t let the screen door hit ya where the Good Lord slit ya, either.
Criminy! Some people. Sheesh.
I cannot believe all of the posters in this thread. You all are sporting a bright red L in the middle of your forehead. LOSERS. What a bunch of lame, too stupid for GD brain dead morons. If you had a real life you could go out with your friends instead of just staring at the screen all day. But NO you are in here whining.
Go outside, do something.
LOSERS
And your collar is crooked! Straighten it. That is just sooooo tacky!
Nymysys: You are I are going to have words. In chat, you never have ANYTHING nice to say about ANYONE…I swear, you only go in there to find someone to antagonize until either they leave or you get bored. I wasn’t gonna say anything to you, but this is just the last straw.
Mnementh: You and your stupid “penis,” if that’s what they’re calling the stinking remains of a gangrenous maggot these days…and the way you solicit people to watch your gross self pick your nose on your webcam every night. It’s appalling. I can’t understand how you think anyone wants to see that. When you’re not around, everyone talks about how amazing it is that anyone that hideous and stupid can be egotistical.
Silver Fire: You fucking attention-whore. I mean, why don’t you just hold a neon sign over your head saying, “Pay attention to me! I’m important! I’m special! I’m witty!” We all know you think it constantly, you might as well state it outright. How pathetic.
Rasa: And all I ever see out of YOU is bitch, bitch, whine whine. “I’m huuuuuuungry. I’m tiiiiiiired. We might have a tornaaaaaaaaaado.” Wah, wah, wah.
Tequila Mockingbird: The way you flaunt your sexuality around this place is just shocking. The fact that you think people even LIKE that kind of crap is totally beyond me. I just don’t GET it. Don’t you want people to notice your BRAIN? Whatever.
tiggeril: You with your “fluffy” this and “cute” that…that stuff hasn’t been adorable since middle school, honey. And the kind of people who actually like that kind of thing as adults - shudder - the less said, the better.
Ginger: I gotcher “numpty,” baby.
thinksnow: You arrogant dickhead. Man, I manage to meet you ONCE and all you do is talk, talk, talk…instead of “LubeFest” we should have called it “thinksnow’s blabbing babbling unstoppable mouth-fest.” And to think I’d actually looked forward to meeting you.
Ukelele: I think I said everything I needed to during that whole deviled egg thing. You lose. It’s that simple.
Cranky: Yeah, so our asses look fat in these jeans…you could kiss 'em all with one pucker, the mouth YOU’VE got. Jesus.
Manservent Cynical: I’d invite you to bite me except it would involve your TEETH coming in contact with my SKIN…and I don’t any stock in Lysol.
quixotic78: Another webcam whore, just like Mnementh. And all of those stupid, lame, redundant, awful, totally the-friggin’-opposit-of-funny things that come out of you…I don’t know how you can stand to look at yourself in the mirror every morning.
dobbinaire: You’re calling IKE a redneck? That’s like…uhm…like…damn, I don’t know you. YER MOM.**
Francesca: A pox on you forever. I named my daughter Francesca…and now every time I see it I’ll have to picture your vile, malicious, humorless face. My contempt for you is rivalled only by my utter loathing of your parents for having spawned you.
Arden Ranger: There’s nothing I can say that hasn’t been covered by all of the OTHER people who are tired of you constantly sticking your prying nose where it doesn’t belong. I didn’t even want to think about you long enough to make an entry, but good form required it - damn your eyes.
UncleBeer: I hadn’t wanted to say anything, because I don’t like to rock the boat…but your moderating abilities are about as well-developed as an Ethiopian with anorexia. Weak arguments, no logic whatsoever to your so-called “executive decisions”…I have no idea what drugs they were on when they gave you any power whatsoever, but I hope they seek professional help.
Superdude: Sleep is all you COULD do…the corpse of a syphilitic orangutan would wear you out. At least you know your limitations.
[sub]peace out, yo…[/sub]
{nudges UncleBeer in the ribs}
[sub]She’s smitten. I can tell.
AM NOT! I can’t stand either of you. Hell, Uke, you’re the reason I left NYCDope early. All that following me around and humping my leg just made me lose my appetite.
And Uncle Beer? Don’t even get me started on that…that…THAT REPUBLICAN!