Let's try something different.....

[Arden_Ranger]

*Originally posted by Hamadryad *
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Arden Ranger: There’s nothing I can say that hasn’t been covered by all of the OTHER people who are tired of you constantly sticking your prying nose where it doesn’t belong. I didn’t even want to think about you long enough to make an entry, but good form required it - damn your eyes.
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yawn

[Rasa]

Pfft. Y’all smell like wee.

[Francesca]

Francesca: A pox on you forever. I named my daughter Francesca…and now every time I see it I’ll have to picture your vile, malicious, humorless face. My contempt for you is rivalled only by my utter loathing of your parents for having spawned you.

And you with your hats and your cam on 24 hours a day just so you can tell us all about the nine whole people willing to watch your head move because you’re just so gorgeous. You don’t fool me for a second with your I-don’t-care-what-people-think-of-me schtick. You cry at nights don’t you?

[Nymysys]

*Originally posted by Hamadryad *
**Nymysys: You are I are going to have words. In chat, you never have ANYTHING nice to say about ANYONE…I swear, you only go in there to find someone to antagonize until either they leave or you get bored. I wasn’t gonna say anything to you, but this is just the last straw.
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I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to laugh. I refuse to…You. Evil. BITCH!

<snort>

[Mr.Cynical]

Oh god how I hate you all.

[deb2world]

*Originally posted by Rasa *
**Pfft. Y’all smell like wee. **

Rasa just how do you smell like someone small in stature. I think your reply was very inappropriate. You need to become more PC. This insulting of posters based on their appearance has got to stop! You need to start insulting posters based on perceived insults. Get with the program!

[Silver_Fire]

*Originally posted by Hamadryad *
Silver Fire: You fucking attention-whore. I mean, why don’t you just hold a neon sign over your head saying, “Pay attention to me! I’m important! I’m special! I’m witty!” We all know you think it constantly, you might as well state it outright. How pathetic.

Okay, that is enough. Now you’ve actually hurt someone’s feelings, Hamadryad. How the fuck does that make you feel? You know how I feel about accusations like that, but you just HAD to shove it in my face. You insensitive cow. How could you be so fucking cruel? Words cannot begin to describe how disgusted I am with you right now. Asshole.

[ThunderBunny]

Originally posted by deb2world
Get with the program!

Ya know, people (like deb2world) who post “Get with the program” always annoyed me. It’s like only they know what the program is or something.

Like, what if I don’t wanna get with the program? What if I think YOUR program is a festering pile of drivel that my dog would retch over? What if I think that programs, in general, are just a way of people with high post counts to throw their weight around?!

[sub]oh, and by the way, i don’t think we’ve met. My name’s thunderbunny. happy to make your aquaintenace.[/sub]

[Silver_Fire]

[sub][sup]I love you, {{{{{snoffle-wobbins}}}}}[/sub][/sup]

[Monster104]

Nym, I’m glad I didn’t pay for your…services, because they were severely lacking in quality and professionalism!

[Rasa]

*Originally posted by deb2world *
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*Originally posted by Rasa *
**Pfft. Y’all smell like wee. **

Rasa just how do you smell like someone small in stature. I think your reply was very inappropriate. You need to become more PC. This insulting of posters based on their appearance has got to stop! You need to start insulting posters based on perceived insults. Get with the program! **

Oh yeah? I meant wee as in peepee! So bite me!

[Monster104]

Rasa smells like a wee 60 pounds!

[GingerOfTheNorth]

Jesus, Mary and Joseph, Rasa. This is supposed to be a fucking insult thread, and here you are offering sexual favours!
Take your damned herbs!

[Rasa]

Great, now we’re reduced to weight jokes? Puh-leez. :rolleyes:

::gives everyone wedgies::

[Nymysys]

*Originally posted by Monster104 *
**Nym, I’m glad I didn’t pay for your…services, because they were severely lacking in quality and professionalism! **

Baby, you’d HAVE to pay for it to get any.

Jailbait.

[AbbySthrnAccent]

::: Stomps through thread screaming :::

What a bunch of compulsive anal retentive nit pickers!!!

[Rasa]

Abby, I do believe there’s a hyphen in anal-retentive.

[Anamorphic]

Mean? You want mean? Okay…

::Gets on airplane. Flies to Chicago. Takes cab to Nym’s house. Breaks in through window. Pets Shiva on the head. Maliciously steals all of Nym’s comfort food; all the tomato soup, all the grilled cheese, all the rice. Gets back in cab with sack of comfort food. Gets back on airplane. Flies back to L.A.::

Mu-hah-hah-hah! Take THAT!

[AbbySthrnAccent]

::: More stomping, red in the face, arms by side and fists clenched in frustration:::

SEE!!!

ARrggggghhhhhhhhh!!!

[Nymysys]

*Originally posted by Anamorphic *
**Mean? You want mean? Okay…

::Gets on airplane. Flies to Chicago. Takes cab to Nym’s house. Breaks in through window. Pets Shiva on the head. Maliciously steals all of Nym’s comfort food; all the tomato soup, all the grilled cheese, all the rice. Gets back in cab with sack of comfort food. Gets back on airplane. Flies back to L.A.::

Mu-hah-hah-hah! Take THAT! **

You know what the meanest part of that was? You didn’t even tell me you were in town. Bee-yatch.