Let's try something different.....

We all hate you. (happy?)

You’re so self-absorbed, Nymysys. Who would have a crush on you, anyway?

:rolleyes:

I feel a little less mean today, come on in we are going to take a group photo.

Nyms you get in the middle.

Now, look at the birdie and smile.

Hey you all broke my camera. Bunch of ugly mugs. I bet you people don’t have an unbroken mirror in your house.

AND FIX YOUR COLLAR IT’S INSIDE YOUR SHIRT!!!

Don’t make me tell you again!

Stupid computer nerds.

“Post to my thread! Post to my thread!” Geesh bitch, lay off. You have enough admirers around here to make you feel special that you don’t need me to come in here and say jack motherfucking shit. Now leave me the fuck alone. I don’t care about you or your great smile or your beautiful pear-shaped ass or nice jiggly titties or…

GREAT, now I have to go masturbate. I hope you’re happy. Bitch.

Computer nerds? COMPUTER NERDS??

I’m not just a brain, I’m also a SEX OBJECT, DAMMIT!

And who likes Silver, anyway? All she does is natter in chat all day long. Stoopid Silver. Stoopid chat.
:stomps off in sweats and Winnie-the-Pooh slippers to go log onto #SexySluts:

About the collar thing, betcha checked.

[sing song voice]

Ha Ha

made you look

ha ha

[/sing song voice]

A crush?

A cruuu-uuuush?

Don’t flatter yourself sweetheart. It’s loooooooove, which is much worse.

Oh, yeah? Well, all you women…
[sub]wait for it…[/sub]

Can’t accessorize!

…and all of your shoes are ugly.

What does a boy like you know about shoes? :rolleyes:

[sub]I’m running far, far away after that one![/sub]

LIES!

Much like Frannie, you just looked me right in the eye and LIED!

[sub]Jeez, hitting on the one OTHER thing I have going for me. That’s cold, dude.

Nobody loves you or has EVER REALLY loved you. Anyone who ever said they did in the past was lying.

So Cyni lied to me, eh? All you fuckers do nothing but lie all day long. Lie, lie, lie. Like a rug. Like old people screw. Like someone on AIM. Liars.

IGNORANT liars, at that!

Well, we all know that Superdude is really the Girliest Girl in Girlyville.

Nya nya nya! Takes one to know one!

Meh.

I’d insult, but it’d take some effort to come up with something, so I’ll just shrug my shoulders at you all.

::shrug::

Meh.

I thought we went over this the other night, I wasn’t looking at your eyes, I was looking at your great-big-floppy…socks. :smiley:

:rolleyes: We ALL know the proper response is “Feh.” What are you, new?

Of course, you’d be the expert on the proper response to an idiotic statement.

After all, nobody gets more of those than you.

Feh, indeed.

:rolleyes:

A) Making quotes up out of thin air. That’s what I would expect from a Buckeye.

B) Back at you, only use “tonsils” rather than “socks.”

C) Go back and hang out with the flirty people until you learn how to talk to a lady. Or me, anyway.

Imitation is the most sincere form of…

TOTAL DISRESPECT for your mind-numbing pathetic attempts at a freaking post! You need more than a keyboard, you need a cerebrum larger than a fckng cherry pit! As for the lack of flirt mentions, holy shit! Superdude will flirt with a splintered fckng telephone pole, so baby, it AIN’T your absence that’s made those hearts go wander, IT’S YOUR FINGERNAILS-ON-A-BLACKBOARD PERSONALITY!