Whoa, is that the pot calling the kettle black?
UB, I know you’re a Marine and all, so I’ll say this real slow.
Get. a. life.
And no, the SDMB doesn’t count as one.
You know what REALLY horks me off? People that use some weird-ass spelling of a perfectly useful word for their username. What are you? 12 years old?
Yeah! What kind of flaming asshole would do something like that, anyway?
Nymysys and DynoSaur sitting in a tree
k i s s i n g
I would make sure your shots are up-to-date.
Why should they be? Neither one of us are touching YOU!
[sub]Have you ever realized how hard it is to pseudo-flame someone you don’t know? It’s really, really hard.[/sub]
Is that your face or did your neck just throw up in agony?
Meh.
I care so little for the nuances of SDMB lingo that I shrug at you again and continue saying the phrase that I’ve said for years now, with that little nasal twang. Not a ‘feh’ of dismissal, but a ‘meh’ of ‘eh, whatcha gonna do’.
::shrug::
Meh.
I really like that actress Jennifer Connelly. She should definitely get more work. Other actresses are just Jennifer Connelly-wannabes.
You are just a bunch of insular, pathetic chat-hos. Tell me, will /buy MrCynical Gay Pirate still be funny in 10 years?
I thought not.
Okay, I have been called pathetic and greasy-haired. I have been told I smell. I have been called the “T” word. I have been accused of having BAD SHOES!
But I swear to the gods, mags, if you ever, ever, ever…in your LIFE. Ever. Fucking EVER bring up that bitch’s name in MY thread again, so help me, I will take what’s LEFT of the hair on your head and drag you all the way to my neighborhood and force you to eat sushi while talking about current events and comparing Cartier watches.
Don’t mess with me, bitch. I am the evil one.
Jesus H. Christ on a nuclear-powered pogo-stick. You try and take a girl up a tree to a nice secluded spot, and you get nothing but useless advice from second-rate voyeurs who are jealous because nobody’s dragging THEM up trees for illicit activities.
And taunting us with first-grade rhymes? For the love of god, woman. Find a nice, consenting man, woman, or animal of your own to take out your sexual frustrations on (not likely, I know, but miracles DO happen) and leave us alone.
Oh, the horror!
Will you force me to interact with asexual Bucktown indie rock artiste boys who will never, ever call me back?
dougie_monty saunters into a bar and sees a woman he recognizes as a Doper. She doesn’t seem to be in a particularly receptive mood, and is cold sober. So is he.
He bleats to her, “Mister, you look gay.”
Originally posted by Nymsys
That’s a good comeback, Nymsys! I’d have busted up laughing if I weren’t using a computer in a college library.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Damn. Leave for a day because I, like, have a life or sumptin, and what do I come back to? What’s with all the feathers, do any of the pillows have any stuffing left in them? Put those cushions back in place! Awright now, clean up all of the silly string, all of it or guess what’s for dinner. I better not see a big phone bill next month. Cut that out back there or I’m gonna turn right around and go back ho…[sub]oh yeah we are home[/sub]:rolleyes:. Well, well, well GO TO BED!! RIGHT NOW!! I DON’T CARE IF IT IS STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE!! Just wait till your daddy gets home.
[sub]Personally I’m in a real good mood right now after laughing so much. Carry on, carry on.[/sub]
DynoSaur don’t even try that voyeur rationalization on me. You two should get a room, you couldn’t have been more public than if you were back in The Big House. The good thing is with both of you occupied, the pets are finally safe for the night.
dobbinaire, don’t come in here giving us orders, dad said we could do whatever we wanted. So phtttph!
Who doesn’t like me? [sub][sup](Okay, don’t answer that…)[/sub][/sup] But more people like ME Nym, because I’m not too selfish to listen to other people. Or something. You’re always, “Me, me, me!” and nobody likes a bitch. And stuff. So just… SHUT UP!
PS - The above has ZERO code errors, unlike Manservant’s last post.
He’s the stoopid one!
That’s it, deb2world. You’re grounded. For a week. And if you keep looking at me in that tone of voice it will be for a WHOLE MONTH ya hear. Ya hear?
UncleBill You’re a marine??? Oh shit, that’s just tooooo easy…
You wish you could pop this cherry you nasty ass freak!
The pets can’t possibly be safe, deb, as you’re still on the streets. Although I suppose they’ve learned to avoid you and that nasty-ass perfume you wear. For the love of all that is holy, could you please use less than a gallon of the stuff per day? Squirrels DIE in your wake and machines rust and fall apart. It’s really fuckin’ sad.
And lets not be projecting your sick little fantasies about the Big House onto me, you pathetic little criminal worm. Just because you dream of being broken in by a fat, greasy warden with a 6-foot length of PVC piping and a ferret fetish doesn’t mean that I was ever in jail outside of your sad little wet dreams.
You’re a chancrous, syphilitic sore on the sphincter of the world. Go away.
Oh and BunnyGirl: Just who are you calling a kettle, Bitch??!!!
[sub]thanks for having my back;)[/sub]
must think of something totally offensive, never been said before
DynoSaur your mother wears combat boots!
ta da