The thread will work as follows. One poster will propose a fictional scenario, which can be anything. Fantasy, science fiction, and general craziness are encouraged. The next poster must write the tweet or series of tweets that Donald Trump would respond with in that scenario. Afterwards, they post a new scenario, for someone else to give Donald Trump’s response to.
Scenario #1: It’s a 50’s alien invasion movie come to life, as bug-eyed aliens from Mars show up in flying saucers and start blowing up major citites with their death rays.
"Putin shows once again how much more of a leader he is than Obama. We should maybe check to see if Baltic allies are current on their NATO dues to see if US should intervene or not. "
Scenario 3: ice caps melting has raised sea levels to the point where the Maldives and other island nations are under water.
“This proves what I have been saying all along. PENGUINS will support TRUMP, because I am the only candidate STRONG enough to keep their homes and families SAFE.”
“These polar ice sheets have been kicking our ass. It’s time to get serious. It’s time to get tough. It’s time to build a huge wall around the arctic. And make Greenland pay for it.”
“And I’m going to fire nukes at Antarctica to show those ice sheets who’s boss. Now some people say that this will increase the melting, and that ice shelves won’t stay frozen if nuclear bombs are exploding right on top. WELL THEY WILL IF I TELL THEM TO.”
Scenario #4: Scientists say that the supervolcano under Yellowstone National Park is about to go off.
“This will not happen! There is NO volcano under Yellowstone, I mean, c’mon! It’s been there for millions of years and nothing has happened. It’s all part of the liberal leftists ‘global warming’ hoax.” Crooked Hillary is trying to cause a panic to divert attention from her failing campaign!
Scenario #5: A long term resident of Arizona, now found to have illegaly immigrated to the US, takes a potshot at Trump. Sadly, he fails to make that one shot count.
“Unlike all the other people killed by illegal immigrants I was not killed. I COULD have been but he missed. Loser.”
Scenario #6: It is revealed by The National Enquirer, videos all over the internet and lurid texts between the two that Melania and Ivanka have had a long running lesbian affair.
Scenario #4; See, Mother Nature is taking care of this “global warming” nonsense, once all that ash is in the atmosphere, it’ll reflect sunlight back to space, and the global temperatures will drop, no more “global warming”, see I told you, nothing to worry about, it’s a hoax