He’ll announce it tonight:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/news/archive/2003/09/12/national1308EDT0601.DTL
Cool!
Of course, I always hoped that Letterman would get together with me, but somehow, I’ll survive.
Wow. Good for him… that’ll be worth watching. (Not that Dave’s not anyway.)
Stupid human tricks! 
I admit, it’s mine.
Wow, that’s neat, but also really surprising! I almost wonder if it’s a joke. I was just thinking last night about how so many talk show hosts seem to be “childfree” (like Leno, Oprah, and - so I thought - Letterman).
I can understand how he might be a bit ambivalent about having a kid so late in life (especially after heart problems, no less), but I bet that his kid will turn out to be a really interesting person. 
Does this mean he’s been having sex?
I await the Top Ten list of baby names with great anticipation.
How old is Regina Lasko? They’ve been together for many years now.
And, what has Dorothy had to say about this?
Will It Float?
Fiver, who is Dorothy? Are you referring the mentally ill woman who stalked David for many years, the one who committed suicide by kneeling on the tracks in the path of an oncoming train?
Wait a minute, are you saying David Letterman is straight?
I didn’t know she did that. Poor thing.
So, does Dave know who the mother is?
More importantly, does the mother know Dave is the father?
Dorothy is the name of Dave’s mother, don’t know if she shares it with the stalker.
I’m glad for him and obviously the kid will be well provided for, but geez Dave will be 70 when the kid enters high school. I guess the up side is that he will be able to spend a lot of time with the child during his retirement.
I wonder if Tony Randall will be coming on the show to give Dave parenting advice.
I emailed Dave and told him he should marry his girlfriend and do it on air and let Richard Simmons officiate.
And Cher should be the baby’s godmother.
** From Snoooopy:**
#10: Regis
#9: Buttafuoco