Letterman to be a daddy.

#8 Boutros-Boutros

Hmm, him and Conan, both with pregnant wives. I smell sweeps!

Do you think this will give him the excuse to quit that he’s been searching for these past five years?

Dave’s been dropping hints about quitting for a while now. Apparently, serious enough that it made the news a couple of weeks ago that there was ‘speculation’ that Dave would retire fairly soon. (Fairly soon in the late-night biz probably means at the end of a contract, maybe two or three years or something).

Carson threatened to retire for about a decade before he actually did.

Anyway, if Dave’s kid is a boy, any bets that he names him, “Warren”?

#7. David Letterman, Jr, David Letterman, Jr. - the kid so nice, they named him twice.

#6 & #7: Tie-

Either “Oprah” or “Uma”

TeaElle, I was referring to Dave’s famous mother, Dorothy Letterman, who still lives in Indiana and was the Late Show’s correspondent at the Winter Olympics in, uh, some even-numbered year.

Wait, her last name’s not Letterman. She remarried after Dave’s dad died, and her current last name is not public.

Congrats David!

#5

Gigli

#4 - Madonna

Dave’s mom’s current married name is made public right inside her own book Home Cookin’ With Dave’s Mom: Dorothy Mengering.

#3 – Daljit

#2 — Mujibur Sirajul Letterman

#1 – FARRAH!

#2 – Qusay or Uday in remembrance of his late fallen sons…

#1 - Larry “Bud” Letterman

Wait a minute. How do we know Richard Simmons isn’t really the father?

Top Ten reasons, I, David Letterman decided to have a baby:

#10 - I was waiting until I had good paying job.

#9 - Had trouble finding a girl he could bring home to Paul Schaffer.

#8. Finally figured out how it’s done.

#7 - Finally gave up on having one with Madonna.