#8 Boutros-Boutros
Hmm, him and Conan, both with pregnant wives. I smell sweeps!
Do you think this will give him the excuse to quit that he’s been searching for these past five years?
Dave’s been dropping hints about quitting for a while now. Apparently, serious enough that it made the news a couple of weeks ago that there was ‘speculation’ that Dave would retire fairly soon. (Fairly soon in the late-night biz probably means at the end of a contract, maybe two or three years or something).
Carson threatened to retire for about a decade before he actually did.
Anyway, if Dave’s kid is a boy, any bets that he names him, “Warren”?
#7. David Letterman, Jr, David Letterman, Jr. - the kid so nice, they named him twice.
#6 & #7: Tie-
Either “Oprah” or “Uma”
TeaElle, I was referring to Dave’s famous mother, Dorothy Letterman, who still lives in Indiana and was the Late Show’s correspondent at the Winter Olympics in, uh, some even-numbered year.
Wait, her last name’s not Letterman. She remarried after Dave’s dad died, and her current last name is not public.
Congrats David!
#5
Gigli
#4 - Madonna
Dave’s mom’s current married name is made public right inside her own book Home Cookin’ With Dave’s Mom: Dorothy Mengering.
#3 – Daljit
#2 — Mujibur Sirajul Letterman
#1 – FARRAH!
#2 – Qusay or Uday in remembrance of his late fallen sons…
#1 - Larry “Bud” Letterman
Wait a minute. How do we know Richard Simmons isn’t really the father?
Top Ten reasons, I, David Letterman decided to have a baby:
#10 - I was waiting until I had good paying job.
#9 - Had trouble finding a girl he could bring home to Paul Schaffer.
#8. Finally figured out how it’s done.
#7 - Finally gave up on having one with Madonna.