Letterman to be a daddy.

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I wonder why it took him so long to find out she was pregnant? 6 months is a long time.

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handy, they were probably keeping this information private, as both of them are intensely private.

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The #8 reason why I, David Letterman, will not be a good father:

I need a babysitter? Call the grinder girl!

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#7. It turns out that the baby was a poor choice for “Will it Float”.

#6. It turns out that the baby was a poor choice for dropping off a sixth story roof.

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#5 We’re down to one diaper left in the house…and I get it.

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#4 Cher will tell my child, “Your father’s an ass****.”

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#3 Madonna will tell my kid, “Your father is G** d**** f****** ass****.”

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#2 Let’s face it… I’m DAVID LETTERMAN

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Top 10 Reasons Letterman isn’t married to His Baby Mama

  1. She refuses to sign the pre-nup until he removes the “Top 10 Women I Can Do Without Your Permission” clause.

  2. He’s been staying single so that he can marry Richard Simmons in Toronto during Sweeps.

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And the number one reason, why, I, David Letterman, will not make a good father…

I probably won’t be allowed out of the nursing home to attend my kid’s high school graduation.