Wow, King, you were right. Google “yogic flying” and see.
Here’s a fun article from some sap who thought he’d floated using TM™.
Does this mean that if I tell enough people that I’m made of spaghetti, some mooks will believe me? Can I just say anything?
Never mind. I can see that the dratted Maharishi has predated me by several decades, but this changes nothing! It just means I shall have to speed up the transformation from charismatic visionary to paranoid recluse a bit quicker than I’d planned. Damn all of you back-stabbing weasels! I entrust you with the Principles of Lev™, and this is how you repay me!
One problem with that business card, fontor. If you want your clients, or acolytes (marks is far to demeaning a term to use.) to accept your counterfactual process comparing Lev[sup]tm[/sup] to Reiki is a bad way to start - you’re implying that there is some basis for rational consideration to Lev[sup]tm[/sup]. And we all know you want to avoid that.
Rather say something along the lines of most 12 yo’s enjoy Lev[sup]tm[/sup], instead of enjoying debunking Reiki. And after all, to be able to levitate one should have the mind of a child.
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