I have to say it:
I really like this guy. Out of the plethora of new posters, Lex has emerged as one of my favorite posters.
I look for his posts with the same interest as those of Wally, Cheifscott, JohnCorrado, Sanibelman, Yue Han, Purp, Neuro…and a whole bunch of others I am forgetting.
So there you have it, totally mundane, but I wanted to tell you Lexicon…I enjoy you.
On vacation all week!
Kellibelli
Wow…
Thanks!
And today was going so shittily (is that a word? Oh well, it is now!) too…
Now it seems kinda cool.
Thanks.
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
Ditto Kelli. count me in on the fan club roster.
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Sorry, but I must say the opposite. Lexicon sucks! He likes to watch his brother have sex. Thats gross!
~-MCM-~
Sorry, but I must say the opposite. Lexicon sucks! He likes to watch his brother have sex. Thats gross!
~-MCM-~
You are most welcome Lexicon.
Pay no attention to the troll behind the curtain.
I like Lexicon a lot better than I liked SmickD. I had no problem with SmickD, but Lexicon seems far more relaxed, and much nicer. 
Mike Masturbation, on the other hand, needs to use some of his millions and buy a clue.
A Slightly Altered Perception of Reality…
Chrome Toaster
You guys made Lex’s day. You should see his head swell.
No, not really. He’s not that type of guy.
He’s really touched.
~handcrafted signatures since 1975~
I like Lexi- and I LOVE that he stopped saying n**nch. Thank you, Lex!
Zette
“If I had to live your life, I’d be begging to have someone pop out both my eyes. Just in case I came across a mirror.” - android209 (in the Pit)
Zettecity
Voted “Most Empathetic”- can you believe that?
Yeah, I guess that was kind of stupid. I think that a lot o’ other folks did, too.
Good thing I stopped, or maybe this would be the “Lex is a pig-headed jackass” thread. 
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
No, Lexicon sucks…twerp.
No really, Lexi, I’m impressed. You get my vote next year for Most Improved. And ditto on the “No Noonch” sentiment. I always hated that… 
Run to the bedroom,
In the suitcase on the left
You’ll find my favorite axe.
He’s a good guy…what was his old name? I ferget!
I am sure I will be his and his girl friend’s tour guide when them move in my territory…so I will keep you updated to what he’s like IRL! < giggle >
All in all Lexi turned out pretty good. Sometimes I wonder about the language he choses, but then again I’m a prude so that doesn’t matter. It’s all in what you are used to I guess.
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Yep! I, too like ya Lexi. Make me laugh, and keep me guessing! Never know what you’re going to say next. And, thanks for dropping THAT word, also. Tell the Mrs. hi for me!
Seen on billboard near home:
Don’t make me come down there.
God
I’ve come to enjoy his posts, also. So count me in agreeing with the OP, even if he’s too busy to email me anymore (sniff, sniff).
Prairie Rose
If you’re not part of the solution you’re just scumming up the bottom of the beaker.
I know what happened to the cat but I am curious anyway. (new also so please forgive me)
Here goes: What does ‘noonch’ mean?
Ducky
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Hell, I’ll be the minority of one that will admit to thinking the Noonch thing was kinda funny, if a little overplayed.
But then again, I’m a major Kevin Smith ho.
Lexicon has been on my Cool List ever since the Rightous Clique Thread. That was the hightlight of the board that week.
And MM? I’ve had stool samples that were funnier than you.
P.S. JustDucky: “Noonch” is a quote from a character in the movie Mallrats. Just go rent it. It’s nice and cheesy.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
The whole ‘noonch’ thing was what got my attention, I to love Kevin Smith, and I thought smickd was precious.
Lexicon is a bit more mainstream, which is probably a good thing.
Still waiting to hear if my advice on <ahem> taste worked…
Agree w/ the OP; as a matter of fact, I’d pretty much forgotten that Lex was ever anyone else. Used another nick. You know what I mean.
Good posts, funny, offbeat viewpoints; a great addition to the board. The MM pimple is just a boring irritation: all inflammation, no substance you’d want to consider outside of a lab. W/ Lex, it was just a matter of finding his voice.
Honstly glad you’re here, Lexicon. Stick around and post often, please, because I enjoy your stuff and have learned from it, too.
Veb
Hey ducky, here’s the straight dope on the n word:
In the movie Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob (Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith, respectively) are conspiring to take La fours. La fours is a mall cop who is in the way of their nefarious schemes. Anyway, Jay is outlining a plan to take him out, and says something to the effect of
“Then calamity jane here is gonna whiz by ang bang take out La fours with a sock full o’ quarters. I’d do it myself but I pulled my back out last night humpin’ your mom, Noonch.”
Jay is so freakin’ cool, man, I dig that guy. But, as can be seen, I kinda overdid it. Oops.
Kellibelli, your advice did seem to help a lil, but I think that she is one of those girls that just doesn’t like that sort of thing.
And Veb, Smick was sort of like me going through puberty here. I just had to “find my voice”. I don’t think I could’ve said it any better.
Y’all wanna know a lil secret? I chose Lexicon as a new handle because it’s more like me. My girlfriend calls me a walking dictionary, but “dictionary” would be a stupid name. So I chose Lexicon.
Weird.
Thanks again guys, the only reason I am here is to say that I notice and am really touched. Good to know that I am making friends. I wish I could send you all a fruit basket.
“I’d like to teach the Dope to sing, in perfect harmony…
I’d like to buy the dope a Coke…”
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”