In the interest of propogating and pioneering entirely “new things under the sun”, compose a sentence that has never been uttered, let alone thought of before.
The inspiration is from George Carlin’s comedy bit “Things no one has ever said before”. These are examples from the master himself:
“Please help me saw my legs off.”
“Hand me that piano.”
“Gee dad, you really should drink more.”
“As soon as I finish jamming this red hot poker up my ass, I’m going to chop my dick off!”
I’ll start it off.
That soup is pretty good, but it needs more gasoline.
Hey, I think it’s important that I get the approval of the Roman Catholic Church before I start my own religion that involves people worshiping me by doing my job as former deputy U.S. Secretary of Agriculture while I stay at home all day and play Final Fantasy 1 on an emulator with PAL emulation turned on.