It’s only been two days, and I’m already sick of patronizing and paternal conservatives saying “gee, if you cute little democrats want to win more elections, you should be nicer and sweeter and stuff”. In particular, Bricker and Yosemite, both people who I generally respect as intelligent and articulate posters, seem convinced that we cost ourselves huge segments of the population simply based on attitude.
This is just a ridiculous claim. I suppose that it’s hypothetically possible that there actually were 200,000 Ohio voters who were undecided, and instead of basing their decisions on the war, the economy, the debates, their own moral beliefs, abortion, health care, their assessment of the candidates’ qualifications, their assessment of the candidates’ morals, terrorism, or astrology, based their decision on perceived condescension from message board posters and hollywood types.
And it’s also hypothetically possible that John Kerry and John Edwards made televised statements like “man, those Bush voters are such IDIOTS and BIGOTS” that I missed.
And it’s also hypothetically possible that Michael Moore’s stupid and regrettable quote about American voters being dumb became an underground rallying cry among conservative voters, who dashed from door to door with the alarming news, inspiring previously dormant voters to spring into action against that damn chubby bastard.
And it’s also hypothetically possible that all the major news figures who are sometimes accused of being liberals (like Dan Rather), actually ARE liberals, and they radiate “I deride you” rays which pass right through me, but which are sensed and responded to by conservative voters.
But until someone somehow demonstrates that one or more of those possibilities is true, please do me the favor of shutting the hell up. (Not that I’m excusing liberal jerkiness, which is just as bad as any other form of jerkiness… but to blame the election results on it is just ridiculous.)