Aw, what the hell? Conservatives and moderates, you’re welcome to participate as well.
Question 1: How do you lean politically?
Question 2: What is your gender and orientation?
Question 3: If question 2 means that you date women (and let’s assume that you are free to do so), would you date and/or consider marrying Ann Coulter? Pick the answer that you most agree with:
A) Fuck yeah. She’s HAWT!
B) Only if her rotten brain were scooped out with a rusty ice cream scoop, burned, stomped on, and replaced with the late great Molly Ivins’ brain. Then I’d do her with the enthusiasm of a thousand bonabo monkeys.
C) I’d pick answer B, but the well has been poisoned. At this time, no.
D) No. Even if her politics and personality perfectly meshed with mine, I don’t find her attractive. And never would.
E) I’m a conservative. I’d do her.
F) I’m a conservative. Hell no.
G) Other. (Or, marriage and a one night stand are totally different. My two answers are ___ and ____.)
Question 1: How do you lean politically? Liberal to unaware.
Question 2: What is your gender and orientation? Male, straight.
Question 3: Would you date and/or consider marrying Ann Coulter? I don’t equate phsyical attractiveness to dating potential on a 1:1 ratio. I’ve dated unattractive women and enjoyed it. I’ve dated attractive women and wished I could fake a groin injury to get out of it. She’s pretty, seems to be in pretty good shape, and other than that and the fact that a great many people (the vocal ones, anyway, which I’ve learned is not necessarily a representative example) seem to think she’s the spawn of Satan and therefore a hideous hag, I know nothing about her. So, I’d go out with her, find out if she was interesting and fun to be with, and, if the answer to both was yes, then I’d date her again. Sex and/or eventual marriage would be issues for future discussion.
No need for me to try to be original. What silenus says on every part, except I wouldn’t be as tame on #3. To me, the bitch is the ultimate skamk. A horse-faced harridan with the sex appeal of rotting fish heads. She doesn’t even rate on a scale of 1-100. A pure zero if there ever was one.
I’m a left-leaning straight male. Leaving her politics out of it, she’s bony and has a mean face. Maybe it’s her attitude, but she makes me think of a vulture. I wouldn’t date her, and if I never saw that face again I wouldn’t regret it.
Question 1: How do you lean politically?
Left of Center.
Question 2: What is your gender and orientation?
Male straight.
Question 3: If question 2 means that you date women (and let’s assume that you are free to do so), would you date and/or consider marrying Ann Coulter?
No. Too full of hate. She’s not ugly by any means but she’s not a head turner either.
Leftward, but I don’t see “left” as part of my own identity. I just find myself in agreement with views that get called “leftist.”
Straight Male
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Question 3: If question 2 means that you date women (and let’s assume that you are free to do so), would you date and/or consider marrying Ann Coulter? Pick the answer that you most agree with:
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D) No. Even if her politics and personality perfectly meshed with mine, I don’t find her attractive. And never would.
She is only attractive at first glance. I don’t know what it is about her, but if I look at her for more than a few seconds, (I mean without even hearing her talk) there’s an immediate “turn-off” reaction.
I lean liberal, I am a heterosexual male, and would definitely love the opportunity to bang her. She isn’t attractive and she annoys the absolute shit out of me, but it attracts me to her. She wields this weird power over me. Every time she is on TV I HAVE to watch her. I can’t stop. She enrages me so much listening to her I find myself staying up later at night because I can’t go back to sleep. Mind you, I don’t want to make love to her, I just really want to screw her. Then I would never want to see her again. Ever.
