Liberal men (and lesbians) - Is Ann Coulter hot?

[ShibbOleth]

Question 1: How do you lean politically?

Fiscal conservative, socially liberal

Question 2: What is your gender and orientation?

Male straight

Question 3: If question 2 means that you date women (and let’s assume that you are free to do so), would you date and/or consider marrying Ann Coulter? Pick the answer that you most agree with:

D) No. Even if her politics and personality perfectly meshed with mine, I don’t find her attractive. And never would.

[BobLibDem]

@Shodan

Straight male, moderate Republican.

No thanks, even if I were single. Too skinny. She’d gouge me with her hip bones.

Regards,
Shodan

If you’re a moderate Republican you should be mating at every opportunity, your being part of an endangered species and all.

[Shodan]

@BobLibDem

If you’re a moderate Republican you should be mating at every opportunity, your being part of an endangered species and all.

Do I have permission to show this to my wife?

Regards,
Shodan

[Shodan]

@What Exit?

Wait, are you sure you are a moderate Republican? Do you mean moderate as in somewhere in the middle between Rudy Giuliani and Ann Coulter?

Somewhere in there, sure.

I consider Rudy, Powell, Christy Wittmann and Senator Olympia J. Snowe of Maine to be moderate Republicans. I think your moderate and my moderate have different meanings.

It’s the SDMB, fercryinoutloud. Anyone to the right of Karl Marx is considered a reactionary.

Actually, anyone who doesn’t lie awake nights thinking how much he hates Bush is an extremist by Doper standards.

Regards,
Shodan

[BobLibDem]

@Shodan

Do I have permission to show this to my wife?

Regards,
Shodan

Sometimes discretion is the better part of valor. It might depend on how comfortable your couch is.

[Clothahump]

@tdn

Question 1: How do you lean politically?

Moderate to Conservative

Question 2: What is your gender and orientation?

Straight Male

Question 3: If question 2 means that you date women (and let’s assume that you are free to do so), would you date and/or consider marrying Ann Coulter?

As far as physical attractiveness, she’s pretty, but she’s too skinny. She needs to put on about 10-15 pounds. Then she would be a babe.

I’d love to have a date with her. She’s extremely intelligent and that is a major attraction with me. Beyond that, who knows?

[VinylTurnip]

Due respect to the adventurous types in this thread, but if I woke up to find this staring across the pillow at me, I would struggle to maintain control of my excretory system.

[Capa84]

Yeah…for the people saying,“if you like skinny blondes, she’s hot”…well like I said, I tend to keep ending up with skinny blondes, and I would have to be realllllly fucked up at 5am and then it would be a tough decision. She is horrifyingly ugly.

[silenus]

@Vinyl Turnip

Due respect to the adventurous types in this thread, but if I woke up to find this staring across the pillow at me, I would struggle to maintain control of my excretory system.

Anybody remember the “Gentlemen” from BtVS’s Hush? Coulter is the female of the species.

[River_Hippie]

Question 1: How do you lean politically? ** Left on some issues, right on others, seldom in the middle of the road.**

Question 2: What is your gender and orientation? Male, straight.

Question 3: If question 2 means that you date women (and let’s assume that you are free to do so), would you date and/or consider marrying Ann Coulter? Pick the answer that you most agree with:

No way, no how. I don’t find her physically attractive at all and the things that come out of her mouth sicken me.