So today the SO and I were driving in the city and pulled up behind an SUV with an Illinois personalized license plate showing the handicapped parking logo. The plate said simply “CHRIST.” Being a known heathen I turned and said “Look, we’re behind Christ! Oh and he’s handicapped. Aw, it must be the holes in his hands. He has trouble holding onto things.” I got a good laugh and joking reprimand for that one, but at least it got a laugh.
Got any good ones you’ve seen lately?
I saw a girl in a VW about a week ago whose vanity tag said “OMG STFU”. I thought it was kind of funny.
Kewl! Now you can say that you found Jesus, He lives in Chicago, and doesn’t always use His turn signal when changing lanes.
I wonder if He was driving barefoot?
I was once behind a Mitsubishi SUV. The license plate was A6M TYP0.
Did it have a propeller? 
I was behind it.
I saw CHRIST’s friend recently. Can’t remember exactly what it said but it was essentially a condensed version of “God is my copilot.”
God was my co-pilot but then we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.
Gobbler
SOFA KING on a porsche years ago. It took me a year to figure out the guy wasn’t some kind of furniture millionare. :smack:
My own truck is KIDL1MO which always gets rave reviews. I wanted it to be GA5 HOR, but it was poo pooed by anyone with a sense of humor at the DMV.
This has long been a favorite of mine and this is a hall of famer in my book.
A 6 millimeter typo? AGM Typo?
I need a clue-by-four. please.
Not anymore. Jesus just left Chicago and he’s bound for New Orleans.
Sunspace posted one. 
So how about an answer?
kiddley mo? kiddle mo? kiddle one mo? Ahhhh, KID limo… :smack:
Great. Where the hell was He when all those sumbitches in NOLA needed water walking lessons?
I was thinking ‘kiddle one mo,’ too. It took me a minute to figure it out. :smack:
I have teh dumb tonight.
We saw another one that said “I OPERA 8.” I thought it was a surgeon who was an opera fan. Or a surgeon and “I OPER 8” was taken.
I saw one on a pick-up truck in downtown L.A. once: 8A
It had me wondering until I saw the driver was Hispanic.
Can you explain for us non-Spanish-speakers?
14KGFPD
Just pray no one asks you what it means.
Hi Everyone!
My own personalised license plate was KYGHTS.
All of the good kite-related plates were rapidly being taken, so for me, KYGHTS it was!
Kitefully yours,
kitemaker_chuck
(Chuck Anderson)