I am Seth, and I resent being outed as a pathological liar!
I am your father, Luke.
Now, many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red,
My father fell in love with her and soon those two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life –
My daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father’s wife.
To complicate the matters, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad –
And so became my uncle although it made me very sad…
For if he was my uncle, that also made him the brother
Of the widow’s grown-up daughter – who, of course, was my step-mother…
I’m my own grandpa.
-“BB”-
And I’m Andy Kaufman. We should get together.
I am… Batman!
I am the very model of a modern major-general.
I am Sam. Sam I am.
One of my posts in the Two Sentence Horror Thread actually happened to me.
I like green eggs and ham.
I walked into the party like I was walking onto a yacht
My hat strategically dipped below one eye
My scarf it was apricot
I had one eye in the mirror, as I watched myself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they’d be my partner
My hair is down to my waist and it is fabulous!
I’ve never told a lie.
When @CairoCarol and I get together, we’re gonna have a party that’s as fun as this:
I graduated summa cum laude
I wear size 21 shoes.
Is it true what they say about big feet?
I never ask inappropriate questions!
I or am ganized.
All of Weather Report’s bass lines* were played by me. Jaco was miming.
*Except those in the pre-Jaco and post-Jaco periods.
Jaco Pastorius and I were teammates on a roller derby team based in Orlando in the late sixties and early seventies.
I turned down the position of SecState under both Pres. Bushes.