Lies are oppressive

Pay attention to you.

My jaw is literally on the floor. I would’ve guessed that my pastor, or my Scoutmaster was lying, maybe my wife or my mother, but a fellow doper… wtf?

“The biggest problem with lying… is that you have to remember what you’ve said.” – Garrison Keillor*

+1

Literal body parts falling off is a sign that you may be a zombie. :eek:

Or maybe I was lying…