"Lies, lies, lies!"

Loosely based on this thread: Each player names three people (or characters, not necessarily human), real or fictional, dead or alive. The next player has to say what all three people have in common: *But it has to be a total outrageous lie! It can’t be even remotely true of any of the three. *Then that player give the next three names. Example:

Mary, Queen of Scotts
Hannibal Lecter
Peewee Herman

A possible answer would be: They’ve all appeared on boxes of Wheaties.

Ok, the first three:

Florence Nightingale
Barney Frank
Eeyore

They’ve all scored an AA grade on DDR Supernova’s Expert level.

Karl Marx
Perry Como
Charles III of England

All were Olympic-level fencing champions.

Socrates
The Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)
Christian Bale

Finished first, second and third, respectively, in the 32nd annual “Asses You Can Bounce a Quarter Off Of” competition
Hulk Hogan
Darth Vader’s second cousin’s brother-in-law
Martha Stewart

Were all with Hugh Grant and Divine Brown in the car that day. Only the LAPD’s clear anglophobic attitude saved them from sharing the scandal.

Keira Knightly
Tintin
Frodo

Are all former NWA World Heavyweight Champions.

Kosh
Pappa Smurf
F. Lee Bailey

All have spent at least 5 seconds cooking in Gargamel’s stew pot.

Spock
Snuffleufagus
Urkel

All served as highly trained snipers during WWII.

Hermione Granger
Lance Bass
Snidely Whiplash

Appeared as stunt doubles in the movie My Dinner With Andre

Richard Petty
Edmund Hillary
Rudyard Kipling

Are all attracted to women.

Yoda
Barack Obama
William F. Buckley

They are all fueled by Kenyan Muslim Voodoo worship

Colonel Sanders
X the Owl
Dr. Phil

will all go down in history for perfecting the art of nuclear warfare.

James Bond
Alf
Your best friend from high school

They’re all gay.

Hillary Clinton
Mark McGwire
Jane Meadows

That one’s easy. They were all born with a partially-formed conjoined twin at the top of their head. It was removed from two of them.

Millard Fillmore
Howdy Doody
Charo

Were all accused of murder.
Janet Reno
Steve Irwin
Marco Polo

All play wicked mean jazz trumpet.

Charles Dickens
John Wesley Hardin
Marie Curie

The famous double-play combination for the 1898 Cleveland Spiders.

Ricardo Montalban
Wally Schirra
Ruth Bader Ginsburg

All were in consideration for playing Jack Sparrow’s father in the last Pirates of the Carribean movie.

Muhammad Ali
George Bush
Charlie Brown

Although better-known in other fields, all three were major contributors to the science of analytical chemistry.

Theda Bara
John Julius Norwich
St Teresa of Avila

Famed love triangle.

Joseph Stalin
Thomas Edison
Reginald Bretnor