Yes, I’ve got a few hundred posts under my belt. Yes, I like to write a good parody now and then.
I am also a proud Son Of Ether. I don't mention this very often. Most of the time, non-Actualized science is able to provide evidence. Bringing EtherScience to the debate would only confuse people. In addition, I don't like to brag. SuaSponte is a lawyer and Qagdop is a physician. But they mention their status rarely and only in threads where it is truly relevant.
Radio telescopes, MRI's, and many other things function on scientific principles that most people cannot understand. This does not make them mumbo jumbo or pseudoscience. The same is true of my research and equipment. The fact that so many of my fellow Dopers view my work as a parody is deeply hurtful.
Re-My Profile And The Technocratic Threat
The SDMB is neutral ground. Here, Actualised humans of many varieties work to fight ignorance. Here, I can look at Captain Amazing not as an enemy, but as a fellow Scientist. Here at the Straight Dope Message Board, we have declared a truce in our war and returned to our search for truth and knowledge.
Drastic-
Excellent questions! The solution was two-fold. The existence of non-corporeal-entities who attach themselves to data and machines has long been known. By incorporating these “Net-Spiders” into our equipment we can achieve a precision beyond what physical components alone are capable of. The problem was fully solved by an EtherPhysicist who was an avid Trekkie. The Federation’s Transporters make use of a “HeisenBerg Compensator”. After lengthy discussions with other Trekkies and physicists, he was abe to build such a device. It does, as you surmised, involve quantum superstates. For a full explanation, I’d have to find my old textbook. Proving God’s existence is a simple task compared to finding things in my apartment.
Lekatt- I am having fun in this thread. But only because I enjoy discussing science. I am not playing a prank. My NCCF field scanner is every bit as real and reliable as my multimeter, oscilloscope, spectrascope, and thermometer. The difference is that my NCCF scanner is far more complex, and is not allowed by the laws of non-Actualize science.
Re-Your NDE
Again, you have Psuedotheizine poisoning. Your NDE and OBE’s are, essentially, spiritual hallucinations. Yes, they seem very real to you. Psuedotheizine was engineered for just that purpose. Until, and sadly unless, you rid yourself of this drug, your spiritual judgement and perceptions are wholly unreliable. A man may finish a bottle of Jack, stagger to the door, spend ten minutes turning the knob, and insist all the while that he is just fine and in a fit state to drive home. But an objective observer can see that he isn’t.
I have run full-scale diagnostics on my equipment. Your NCCF does not bear the signature caused by travel to the secondary or tertiary layers of the Ether-field. Therefore, your NCCF has never traveled to the secondary or tertiary layers. In layman’s terms, you have not had a true NDE.
Protest all you want. But as long as you remain under the influence of Psuedotheizine(It does not wear off by the way. Unless countered by the mental and spiritual exercise I describe, one does will last a lifetime), your spiritual judgement is faulty and your spiritual perceptions false.