If it had been a little more severe, he would have been a Darwin Award candidate.
http://www.retrogames.com/images/pie.jpg
Kevin Allegood
Oh, great. Now the FDA will require warnings on pie filling.
“Warning: Allow pie to cool before inserting penis.”
– Sylence
I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one.
I wish I could say I thought this was an urban legend … I never really understood what a gentleman would find sexually appealing about a dessert in the first place (and no, I don’t want to know.)
Kevin, I think “Riboflavin” is possibly the coolest screen name introduced since I’ve been on the board. Welcome.
Catrandom
What we need to know now, for an accurate psychiatric assessment, is “Was the pie baked by the young man’s mother?”
If so, that raises more questions.
That’s one wicked apple pie. I’m assuming, of course, the type of apple is, “The Apple of Sodom.”
Apple of Sodom is
- a song by, ahem, Marilyn Manson.
- a member of the nightshade family, Solanum mammosum.
- and a mythical tree that grew in Sodom & Gommorah. http://www.godecookery.com/mythical/mythic06.htm
That it is unwise to be heedless ourselves while we are giving advice to others, I will show in a few lines.
– Phædrus –
“life imitates art”?
I think the title you were looking for was “idiot imitates movie”…really…what sort of person actually tries this??
The comment by the spokeswoman for the hospital was almost more disturbing than the actual story…“this demonstrates that producers should consider the effects their films have on young and impressionable people”.
er…yeah…
Catrandom, thanks and remember that Riboflavin is good for you!
Nu Vo Da Da,
While I agree that the quote is pretty disturbing, it’s a fairly common sentiment; apparently video games and movies are what make people do bad things, not the people or anything in their upbringing.
It looks like a copout for poor parenting to me; wasn’t there a thread in the pit a while back with a parent bitching that a game called ‘Grand Theft Auto’ with a sticker labeling it as teen or better wasn’t suitible for an 11 year old? I mean, how much more warning do you need?
Kevin Allegood
Burnt weiner, eh?
Well, DUH! You wait until it cools off first!
Oops… That was my out-loud voice again, wasn’t it…
Yer pal,
Satan
“I never did it with baked goods…”